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monkey's headbutt

When one unsheathes one's erect male member, and whips it forward, with the intention of striking a blow on the victim's forehead with the engorged bell-end.
"Listen love, tuck it in or I'll give you a right ol' monkey's headbutt"
by Davian Dent December 3, 2015
mugGet the monkey's headbuttmug.

Butter the Monkey

Actions that result in a woman being ready for penetration.
I whispered something in her ear. By the way she wiggled, shifting her weight, I knew that I had just helped her butter the monkey.
by cherrypicker, uk June 6, 2009
mugGet the Butter the Monkeymug.

monkey dumpling

Someone who likes to have sex with fat chicks' tits.
He knew he was in the country when he looked down and his dick was in between some monkey dumplings!
by austin leonard November 4, 2008
mugGet the monkey dumplingmug.

Monkey Jumper

slang term used for Charley Horse which refers to very painful muscle spasms or constrictions , term was originated by the Puerto Rican} where the magic happens, although he claims it has been a term used for generations, severe pain balls up in your shin leaving you no other choice than to grab it, stretch it out, stand on it, rub it, or hit it until it goes away, mainly occurs at night or very commonly during sex
She had just gotten on top of him when Miguel wrenched in pain and reached for his leg, "Monkey Jumper!" Thankfully it went away and they finished without any more monkey jumper interruptions.
by faith rachel March 12, 2019
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yogurt monkey

the act of jumping on someone's back like a monkey by surprise, piggy-back style, in the midst of the assailant ejaculating.
Dude i got the worst yogurt monkey walking back from the club last night.
by mrcowboxers May 12, 2011
mugGet the yogurt monkeymug.

Clitter Monkey

a degrading yet hilarious term for an ignorant black chick
That Sheronda was just yellin at me for no reason, shes such a fuckin clitter monkey
by Taydev January 4, 2009
mugGet the Clitter Monkeymug.

Pot monkey

someone that lingers around people, that smoke them out for free. when their person that smokes runs out of weed they look for another person to smoke with them for free but never has their own green or money
this guy left because we smoked all our bud then the guy leaves and says something like, "ima bout to go smoke out"(he leaves) (people in room say) that fucking pot monkey smoked all are weed and won't share
by zippo420 August 6, 2011
mugGet the Pot monkeymug.

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