Lake glider

Someone who skips rocks near or on bodies of water

Hey man .....tom is such a lake glider....

by Mrals November 21, 2016

Prior Lake

The name of a Minnesota city. Commonly used as a replacement for the n word.

Person 1: Hey Jeremy!
Person 2: What’s up my Prior Lake?
Person 1: What the fuck did you just say?

by tuwohh November 10, 2021

lake jeffers

A long sluggy mass of drug abuse used to be a their meat in homicidal situation

“Man my lake Jeffers itches”
“How many Xanax do I take today? As many as “lake jeffers” could take in 60 seconds”

by Iwanttoeatass and combust May 17, 2018

Jakes Lakes

Spooky lakes where husbands, new cars, & alcohol go missing for hours, probably caused by Aliens

"'Simon'(not his real name) still not home. Hope car is ok"
"I hope he's not spinning it up on the 'Nearby' Hills"
"Nah. He gone up to the Jakes Lakes"
"yes I believe it to be casued by aliens"

by lovingmyfriends November 8, 2013

lazy lake

Tilted towers but on crack

Hey bro what do you think of lazy lake in fortnite?
the bro: I dont really like it much tilted towers was way better.

by dajayboy November 26, 2020

Lake Skeet

The bubbles that form on the shore of a lake.

Quit throwin lake skeet at me!

by Zander155 August 22, 2008

Sylvan Lake

Sylvan Lake: a small town to the west of Red Deer where douche rockets go to mingle. Showcase town for lousy chest and arm tattoos on men and women. Public beach like a refugee camp. Sunglasses at night a must. Guys must use “bro” or “brah” at least once per sentence. If you have $100 to your name, come here and pretend you have $1,000,000. Many of the guys I went to school with that wore Puka Shell necklaces now reside here. 11/10 would not recommend, horrible teeth to gum ratio.

sylvan Lake is where Central Alberta douche rockets go to breed stupid

by JeffersonDanger September 4, 2022