Class blast

When in an attempt to hold on a fart while in a classroom (preferably during reading, tests, or other times when the classroom is relatively silent) the pressure between the butt cheeks increases vibration- effectively making the noise louder. A shocked expression is a sign of a class blast, while pure embarrassment is a sign of just a regular fart.

Student #1: "Yo, this dude let out a class blast right as the room got quiet in 6th period today! His face was the best part.
Student #2: "I feel bad for him, all he wanted to to was hold it in, tie he fucked himsekf over. Still funny as shit though!"

by IcyKnight November 30, 2016

Blast The Bowl

To have a violent/explosive fecal experience.

Frank: “Dude my stomach feels like a wreck, can I use your bathroom?”
Mike: “I swear, every time you are here you need to Blast The Bowl. You alright man?”

by Kindgenius August 30, 2020

Blast Friend

To send friend requests via Facebook, Myspace, Twitter, or any other social network to very many people at a time.

Usually for people who just want to have as many "friends" as they can.

Girl #1: Oh my God, you just got 50 new facebook friends? How did that happen?

Girl #2: Oh, I just blast friended, it was so obnoxious, but now I have so many friends!

Girl #1: Yeah.... "friends".

by CheesyNoodlesYummy April 13, 2011

Beyton Blast

A euphemism for when someone bangs their fist on a table, hits an object (usually a food item), and creates a mess. Usually occurs in middle and high schools where immaturity runs rampant.

"Looks like Mike Beyton Blasted his lunch all over me again."

by Nately's Old Man August 12, 2012

Bottle-blasting

The act of vigorously inserting a bottle of any kind into a someone’s vagina or anus

Sam and Ben were totally bottle-blasting last night!

by Luc95 November 14, 2018

Baja Blasted

High; under the influence

“Dude why is Darwin’s eyes so bloodshot?”

“You know Darwin; he’s Baja Blasted”

by DeGingaNinja December 31, 2019

Canadian Blast

When you ejaculate all over someone and apologize profusely while doing so.

"Last night I was fucking that dude Josh from Toronto and he Canadian Blasted on me -- so awkward. He was all 'oh no, so sorry, sorry aboot getting that all over you, eh' while he was blowing his load."

by GMP89 July 1, 2014