Ant

It’s not Dec.

Person 1: Hey is that Dec?
Person 2: No, you idiot, that’s Ant!

by jesús taco September 9, 2019

The Ant

The phenomenon when, the closer you get to your house the more you have to shit.

Oh s*** dude, The Ant almost got my ass on the way home from the strip club. Damn near shit my shoes.

by IHateAntZ November 8, 2021

Ant Page

Probably the smoothest human being alive. Also a very smooth talker and will steal your girl or your mom.

“Have you met Peanuts father, Ant Page?”
“Yeah he’s the cutest man I’ve ever seen”

by Uoxymoron November 23, 2021

!101 ants

!101 ants is a sex position where a man fucks an ant mound while covered in honey and salt.

I got freaky last night I did a !101 ants.

by Daddyajthelord March 11, 2024

Fire ant

A red headed weightlifter who can lift more than two times their body weight just like an ant 🐜

Big reds dead lift was massive he is such a fire ant 🐜

by Chuck Ebz January 4, 2022

puppy ant

Someone weak or small. Or possibly something that should be easily overcome.

Bro, she is a puppy ant! How on earth can you not overpower her?

by Cobra2.0 June 14, 2025

anted

Anted is a cute fine little boy. He is friendly and gives good advice. This is a girl’s man o. Girls take him before it’s too late. If your sad anted will do everything he can to cheer you up. If you are about to die and only anted can save you, he would give you his heart. This boy is a sweetheart. If you don’t have an anted in your life what the hell are you doing with it. GIRLS TAKE HIM NOW

Beat it. He’s mine jare. No I called dibs on anted first

by Yaba boy July 29, 2019