open window

When there is an open opportunity in someone's relationship, meaning someone else can walk in and code green that Boop.

Jillian finally told me about her Open Window

by Jillians Daddy February 26, 2017

Broke the Window

When a drunk college kid shatters a window, leading to a series of events that lead one to believe they have been cursed. These events could include
1. Arrest for underage/ public urination/ stealing a bike
2. Loss of license for three months
3. Giving the flu to half of your friends
4. Car breaking down driving a friend home
5. Ols getting his D-Dub

When we go back up to penn state we have to find that dick that Broke the Window because i need to put a face to the curse hes left on me

by MichaelWilliamHagan January 19, 2009

Wank Window

A wank window is limited time frame in which an opportunistic married man is alone in his home and can therefore peruse 'performing art' videos on the home computer whilst digitally stimulating his phallus. Mission control usually grants wank windows when the wife has gone to Tesco with the kids to do the shopping / gone to see relatives / went out with her mates. Wank windows are known to be tenuous and unpredictable because the wife may return early and the act of self flagellation may have to be aborted.

Courier: I tried to deliver the parcel to number 8 this morning but the bloke wouldn't answer the door. I rang the bell repeatedly but he appeared to be glued to his computer in the front room, ignorant twat!
Boss: How'd he look?
Courier: Funnily enough he was sweating, red faced and seemed utterly focused elsewhere.

Boss: Son, a man's wank window is sacred. When you're married you'll understand.

by TheFoolOnTheHillAnarchy October 20, 2012

window hole

The opposite of a doorknob. Doorknobs are unique, interesting people. Window holes are predictable, clone-ish, and freaks. Mostly freshman.

Those people are such window holes!!! Oh my Cedric!

by RatBob July 24, 2006

window phantom

A nosy neighbor who does not want to be caught spying. The person who wants to know everything that happens on the block. Seen in practically every neighborhood, and every movie depicting a neighborhood.

As I walked down the street, I had the eerie feeling that I was being watched. Must have been a window phantom.

by Pen Dragon March 31, 2013

Window Washed

The act of getting absolutely window washed with the boys.

Jack- Do you guys see Hunter over there I think he is completely window washed

Jay- Oh my god I do see him I believe he is window washed

David- No shot he is window washed!

Brian- Oh No! He is window washed for sure.
Nick- Gotta love that man hunter

by WindowWashedMaster July 3, 2021

Windows 7

Basicly, the best thing Microsoft has produced yet.

Windows 7 type 1: God.
Windows 7 type 2: he dominates us.

by Jukelbo489 April 27, 2020