weekend reporter

1.) The lone reporter in the ghost town of a newsroom after the five-day reporters head out to live normal lives. This reporter is responsible for anything that happens on Saturday and Sunday. Most of the time this means sending the reporter to a stupid event usually involving cute animals and children. This likelihood heightens during the summer months when festivals are rampant.

2.) Someone who has no life and has self image and self esteem problems. Probably has never touched a girl in their entire life.

3.) A sad, sad excuse for a person and a reporter.
4.) Awesome.

Reporter 1: Hey man, I'm going do something awesome this weekend. Do you wanna come with?

Weekend Reporter: I can't, if I don't come in the bunnies won't make page 5.

by reporter September 30, 2012

lost weekend

that friend we all have who is constantly too hammered to function.

"Sarah is such a lost weekend. Everytime she drinks with us, she is a shit storm."

by Chelleybelleyy March 18, 2017

weekend shoes

shoes that are too sexy for work/school so you save them for the weekend and then regret it the day later because your feet are so sore

I got some new heels, but they're just weekend shoes because i can't wear them on a regular basis.

by twurked February 7, 2015

Hat Trick Weekend

Having Sex with three different partners in a weekend.

I can’t make to the after party I am 2/3’s of the way to my Hat Trick Weekend and I only have a few hours left to meet up with Lisa.

by Shoresey January 19, 2021

a weekend with the parents

Spending the weekend at your parents' house.

Guy 1: "Hey man, you coming to the party Saturday?
Guy 2: "Sorry bro, I've got a weekend with the parents planned."

by LAFAYETTEandfagguetes January 13, 2017

Walleye Weekend

This is a great festival with awesome safety procedures. Would make a great insurance risk!!

Wow! I am glad we insured Walleye Weekend. We made a good profit.

by Insurance Guru.com.biz.org December 20, 2016

kentucky weekender

Blasting some kind of inhalant/propellant urethrally into ones bladder, then orgasmically air pissing it into one huffers lungs to create an erotic walking on sunshine experience.

get some duster with the redstraw so its easier to do a kentucky weekender with that huffslut.
i orgasmed after i loaded a kentucky weekender last night, it was pure magic!

by TakoTulpa November 20, 2023