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yogurt monkey

the act of jumping on someone's back like a monkey by surprise, piggy-back style, in the midst of the assailant ejaculating.
Dude i got the worst yogurt monkey walking back from the club last night.
by mrcowboxers May 12, 2011
mugGet the yogurt monkeymug.

Clitter Monkey

a degrading yet hilarious term for an ignorant black chick
That Sheronda was just yellin at me for no reason, shes such a fuckin clitter monkey
by Taydev January 4, 2009
mugGet the Clitter Monkeymug.

Nook Monkey

One who rests in between the bosoms of another woman.
OMG, Billy Bob is always taking naps on my bosoms! What a nook monkey...
by Suzie Q ohm nom nom November 3, 2010
mugGet the Nook Monkeymug.

dusted monkey

being so high that you can barely function and tweaking out.
I was just with him before. He's dusted monkey!
by ZachMUT January 17, 2017
mugGet the dusted monkeymug.

monkey glasses

(у кого четыре глаза тот похож на водолаза) in Russian

a) (adj :)an offensive term for a person with no contact lenses, but regular glasses, who puts safety goggles on top of their regular glasses, even when doing so for obvious safety reasons in their line of work

b) the action itself of putting safety goggles on top of your regular glasses
when you don't need safety goggles for work, do not attempt monkey glasses unless it's for a Halloween party or you want everyone in your neighborhood to sarcastically call you a buffone for all the wrong reasons.
by Sexydimma December 11, 2013
mugGet the monkey glassesmug.

Monkey Tea

Normal tea, made from a tea bag that isn't a specific blend (eg Earl Grey or green tea). Comes from the Cimpanzees that were used in TV adverts for PG Tips.
"What type of tea would you like? Earl Grey, Chamomile?"
"Nah, monkey tea will do fine thanks"
by NZ Gary January 12, 2010
mugGet the Monkey Teamug.

Meditating Monkey

A person who remains calm in the midst of crisis or chaos.
All hell is breaking loose. Call in Bob. He's the designated Meditating Monkey
by Rastus McGee May 8, 2018
mugGet the Meditating Monkeymug.

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