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Loafs

Loafs are a yummy snackk chocolate ie the best.
Whats that?” “Loafs!”
by Loafsss February 24, 2021
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loafing-about

Taking a large dump that resemble loaves of bread, while wandering through a park, garden, vegetable patch, forest, corn field and/or pumpkin patch.
It was a mistake to sign up for that nature walk after I had all that Indian food because I was uncontrollably loafing-about that botanical garden.
by Luvstopoopfromfiber February 17, 2009
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fucked the loaf

Totaly ruined. Not any good any more.
Then she said she was a republican and that really fucked my loaf. Had to end the date right there. Or . That mouse got in and totaly fucked the loaf of bread. What will we eat now?
by Howboycat December 23, 2017
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Loafing

To lack; Not aware of your actions; To bait
"Bro stop loafing you was supposed to be here two hours ago."
by 7 way May 31, 2022
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loaf

the retarded, kylé chenner version of oof
that’s a fat loaf
by lackell December 8, 2018
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Shart Loaf

A person who is always being an asshole. A fuck boy. A waste of space.
“Quit being a shart loaf Brian, no one cares about how many bitches you got in your DM’s”

“At least I’m not a shart loaf like you”
by Smash_the_Pumpkins October 31, 2019
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Loaf

A human being with immense emotional control and looks to match. They will be your savior in life and in bed too.
They possess skills unknown to even the closest of friends, and although they may seem mentally stable, they often hide the most emotions.

If you meet a said "loaf", never meet them go.
That man is such a loaf! I'm in love with him.

I wish I had a loaf in my life
by LiliiBilii November 23, 2021
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