computer clap

When your computer gets a virus from surfing porno sites and/or watching on-line pornography.

Attributed to Lane Leipold

"Hey Lane, you'd better stop watching that porno on your computer , or it will get the computer clap and you'll go blind!"
"I was checking out Jenna Jameson, and next thing I know my computer has the clap; thecomputer clap! "

by Salty 40 May 12, 2018

Ginger claps

When a ginger is hitting it from behind.

Girl 1: I can’t wait to get ginger claps.
Girl 2: ooo no way do you have a ginger?

by KimmyPip May 28, 2020

single clap

When a large crowd or audience decides to have one synchronized clap instead of a round of applause.

CJ: Okay I'm done clapping. Let's do a single clap.

by cpaul1850 December 3, 2011

Clapping Biscuits

The act of engaging in rough sexual intercourse with another human

Bro did you hear those gay guys last night talking about how they couldn’t wait to be clapping biscuits?

by Willie the wank sesh March 2, 2019

pity clap

Supposedly encouraging applause, as for the last finisher in a race, that actually serves to make the recipient feel worse. By extension, any recognition received too late or after calling an achievement to someone's attention.

He knew that the cheap and meaningless "achievement certificate", given after thirty years of service, was nothing but a pity clap.

by podlet October 21, 2016

octopus clap

When two women push their vaginas together in such a fast motion that it makes a clapping and sucking noise.

ex: "she just scissored with that chick so hard I could hear an octopus clap

by cheeseytaconight March 5, 2014

penis clap

When a man violently swings his penis and makes a clapping sound against his thighs.

I heard John can penis clap for a minute straight!

by bobbycat December 6, 2016