christopher :)

He is a big kid with tons of Robux. He is loaded $_$

christopher :) is big.

by r/EM_BS November 2, 2020

christopher hawkinz

christopher hawkinz is a code word amongst men to describe a woman in their immediate vicinity who is staring them down or eye raping them. It is derived from the awkwardness of stephen hawking and christopher reed. It is often combined with a number do describe the amount of "hawkinz"

"i am getting christopher hawkinz in the 10th degree from over there."

"christopher hawkinz is with us tonight boys!"

"tonight is a bad night i'm getting christopher hawkinz in the negative 35th degree."

by supadupaparatrupa April 30, 2012

Christopher Proctor

Does like to sing in the shower

Doesnt like when people poor chemicals into the earth
Does like to dance like a sexy race horse
Doesnt like to clean cat poo out of the garden
Does like freedom and confidence
Doesnt like narrow minded superficial jargon
Does like to laugh and cook organic yummies
Doesnt like when kids dont wear helmets while riding bikes

#1 Kitten in back alley: "Meow" .......
Christopher Proctor: "Get out...Ahhhh!"

#2 Cute NYC Boy "OMG, My mom bought me this Prada purse, true motherly love"
Christopher Proctor: "I just threw up in my mouth"

#3 Oil company: "Lets dig for oil, and stink up the earth"
Christopher Proctor "No."

by hmmmmm5892 October 17, 2011

Christopher James dent

Christopher James Dent is a very mean boy. He’s always ruining Briars Rose’s day. He also very slow and can’t quite comprehend simple instructions. Make sure you stay at least 12 feet from Christopher James Dent!

Christopher James Dent is coming, you better hide your lunch money!

by Briar January 19, 2023

Christophe

A christian white boy with trauma and unspeakable flirtiness he makes women fall head over heels and is smart but very bad at making decisions when two things benefit

Girl1:I love Christophe he is so hot
Girl2:And so Smart
Girl3:His penis is quite large

by Killstorm January 21, 2023

Christopher Sewell

A hot guy who is really funny, has a huge dick, makes you feel like you're the most special person in the world, and he has a secret.

Christopher Sewell : hey
Every woman in a 15 mile radius: 💦

by allwomanin15mileradius January 27, 2023

christopher casanova

Christopher casanova is attractive but he talks to every girl he will get a chance with. He doesn't know how to stay loyal. Hes always late to his 4th period. He has 7 siblings.

person 1: christopher casanova is so fine
person 2: cj?
person 1: yea
person 2: oh hes a player though

by ur1nonly February 8, 2023