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Blast Friend

To send friend requests via Facebook, Myspace, Twitter, or any other social network to very many people at a time.

Usually for people who just want to have as many "friends" as they can.
Girl #1: Oh my God, you just got 50 new facebook friends? How did that happen?

Girl #2: Oh, I just blast friended, it was so obnoxious, but now I have so many friends!

Girl #1: Yeah.... "friends".
by CheesyNoodlesYummy April 13, 2011
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doing a blast

When a bowel movement is so strong that fast moving, high-pressured fecal matter hits the water and some poop splashes back into your asshole.
"Fuck dude, I just did a blast in there"
"OMG Jennifer, I'm doing a blast in the bathroom right now please bring toilet paper"
by Beatbit February 23, 2017
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Beyton Blast

A euphemism for when someone bangs their fist on a table, hits an object (usually a food item), and creates a mess. Usually occurs in middle and high schools where immaturity runs rampant.
"Looks like Mike Beyton Blasted his lunch all over me again."
by Nately's Old Man August 12, 2012
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Blast the Wheels

The honorary phrase for a royally successful leg day. Used primarily when the subject will not be able to walk normally for the next few days.
"Going to Blast the Wheels at the gym this morning, Drew?" - Jacob

"You know how I do, boyo. I have Blast the Wheels written in pen every Wednesday on my calendar." - Drew
by TheBAMF84 April 14, 2019
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Turtle Blasting

When you are fucking a chicks tits a you blow a load on her chin and or tits.
"Man i was Turtle Blasting this hooker last night and DAM did i cover her with my man juice".
by MasterofTits November 19, 2009
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Blast broke

When you bankrupt somebody or make them lose a lot of their money.

Make them broke
"You dont wanna be the one I blast broke"
by Ray Ng August 11, 2008
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Bottle-blasting

The act of vigorously inserting a bottle of any kind into a someone’s vagina or anus
Sam and Ben were totally bottle-blasting last night!
by Luc95 November 14, 2018
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