Bennett - Aid

A magical sugary drink sold at Whitewater High School. It was originally created by band students at a football game and since then, it has gained great popularity among many students.

I just had some Bennett - Aid and I feel really weird. I can already feel the diabetes developing.

by Valve_oil_needed October 16, 2019

Gout aids

A terrible form of gout, usually contracted by people who reside in the North of England. Oddly an illness associated with a higher than average Milwaukee tool count.

"Dan's complaining a lot about his foot"

"He probably has gout aids"

by Broken_World October 31, 2022

Dirty aide

An act in which a person fucks someone violenty and explaining a conspiracy theory to them and all the way shotgunning beers

I gave your mother a dirty aide

by Bannyisgay July 15, 2021

beering aids

Like beer goggles for your ears, beering aids make even the most annoying/horrible song, singer, person, (fill in the blank) sound better than while you are sober.

Karaoke was worse tonight without my beering aids. She didn't sound like Mariah Carey at all!

by bellizima December 28, 2011

Crane aids

A word given to describe a relic of a piece of equipment in industry or a dinosaur. This turd equipment has usually been cobbled together by our forefathers and is typically on the brink of killing someone even though it is used overhead everyday to lift large items.

Hey Larry, the office sent me out today to work on that crane, it has crane aids, we better call osha.

by TyroneJefferson July 14, 2022

CAPS AIDS

The irresistible urge to type in caps because someone else doing it.

A: "How was your day?"
B: "IT WAS GOOD. I HAVE CANDY."
A: "OH YAY."
B: "WHY ARE YOU TYPING IN CAPS?"
A: "IT'S CAPS AIDS, BRO."

by herp a derp a derp derp October 8, 2011

AIDS Grenade

A bloody tampon from a woman diagnosed with AIDS

Susan is on her period and the dog keeps eating her AIDS Grenades

by Morbidpete October 12, 2018