tea time

A sexual manuver in which the male inserts his penis into the vagina of a female and moves it in a circular motion as if stirring a hot cup of tea. One finishes the procedure by pulling the penis out of the vagina and taps it on the surface of it as if knocking excess tea from the spoon. If timed correctly, this tapping will cause the male to skeet onto the woman.

Megan really likes the tea time. Especially if you can skeet on her afterwards.

Timmy was never the same after Mrs. Nesbit invited him over for tea time.

by Pimpers August 7, 2007

tea joint

smoking tea, a cheap easy to get substatute for more expensive drugs

"Hey kitty want to go smoke a tea joint"
"No, i have to do algebra homework"
"same thing"

by Mr.Aviator March 17, 2008

Tea Party shutdown

A 16 day partial government shutdown that occured in October 2013 as part of an effort by the Tea Party to defund the Affordable Care Act

Blocking implementation of the Affordable Care Act seems to be one of the Tea Party's top priorities, this resulted in the Tea Party shutdown.

by scrivener December 8, 2013

tea bag

latin: coleus gustatus
In this simple fetish, the man repeatedly dips his testicles into the open mouth of his lover or passed-out friend, in a motion similar to dipping a tea bag into a cup of hot water.
from the book: Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex

Republicans want to sully the good name of the Tea Bag by associating it with tax revolt parties. But this aggression will not stand. We must demand that the president sign into law that the only definition of Tea Bag is to dunk your nads in somebody's mouth.

by Dirty Buck Nasty April 15, 2010

tea room

a public men's restroom used for homosexual activity

That faggot wanted to take me to a tea room.

by bob December 3, 2003

tea party

A group of people who are ineffectual at their job because they are not paying attention to what they are supposed to be doing

The outfielders didn't catch the pop fly because they were standing around having a tea party.

by packrat11 June 16, 2010

Tea Bag Party

When a group of heterosexual men get together for a "day of gay", with one male homosexual. Then they take turns squating over the man's mouth, masturbating and dipping their testicles in and out of his mouth.

See those guys, they think they are mack daddies, but I know they had a tea bag party with Mr. Wilson.

by J-Right November 8, 2009