talls

people we look up to. legends, leaders, achievers

I've always looked up to the talls who walk among us.

by arundn October 11, 2018

Todd Howard's tall tales

Next to having little hands and little eyes, Tiny Todd "Tippy Toes" Howard is known for walking around in high heels and tellin' great big lies. His long-suffering wifelet says that he's got a little schmeckle and tiny little teeth. He wears platform shoes on his nasty little feet. When detected in public it's evident that he's got little baby legs and that he stands so low, even a child would have to pick him up just to say hello! He should get in his little car and just go beep, beep, beep because nobody cares about his deceptive manletspeak. We don't want no more tall tales around here.

Manmore 1: Oh great, Bethesda is releasing another overpriced shovelware role-playing game soon. Little Napoleon Howard promised to finally add a height slider to the character creation menu this time. Manmore 2: That's just another one of Todd Howard's tall tales! That dwarfishly stunted, petite and effeminate microscopic runt of a homunculus Ewok sissy manlet boy is way too insecure about his laughably girlish height to ever permit such a thing. Manmore 1: What a meddling manlet he is! Short people got no reason. Manmore 2: Hahahahaha!

by ManletDepreciator September 13, 2024

tall

Filipino - a word used to replace the original slang word "tol" often used between friends informally as a nickname like how "mars" "kumare" "pare" is used.

Person 1: Tall narinig mo ba sinabi ni Jackie tungkol sa ex niya? (Bro have you heard about what Jackie said to their ex?)
Person 2: Di pa tall, ano ba sinabi niya? (Not yet dude, what did they say?)

by thisiseclipse February 5, 2021

tall emotionless wall

a tall person who has no emotion at all

k is a tall emotionless wall
frfr

by feebeeisherealot March 23, 2022

Tall

instead of saying let's get "high", say let's get "tall" so your parents don't know your smoking the good kush

hey bro wanna get "tall" afterschool
hey does anyone had supplies so we can get "tall"

by eat my booty hole July 25, 2018

jumpkick tall people month

during the month of november, one may jumpkick any tall person (5’10 or over) as quickly and forcefully as they would like.

my best friend decided to throw me during throw short people month, so in retribution, i jumpkicked him today :) happy jumpkick tall people month!

by xbandagebardx October 9, 2021

tall milo

a stagnant cunt who likes dick in his ass

person 1: "you know tall milo right?
person 2: "the autistic retard nigga cunt?"
person 1: "yeah"

by anonymous April 18, 2024