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eriotic table of elements

1. Sexual chart origianlly derived from 'The Periodic Table of Elements'. Developed to display and classify kinky/eroitic behaviors. Rare elements including mustache ride, beastiality, fire crotch, and the precious dirty sanchez. The invention is generally credited to Drew & Maranda.

2. Revolution of the scientific and sexual world.
Wow, The Eriotic table of Elements have really enlightened my sexual knowlegde!
by lickmybutthole101 May 29, 2009
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Tablefigging

A fetish wherein one derives pleasure from watching Teenage Boys Looking at Lesbian Fisting Guides (TBLLFG). (Incidentally, the psychological term for this would be Puerostudiosapphopugnusadoctrinophilia)
I was totally tablefigging at the Bentonville library the other day when I came across two brothers hiding in the stacks flipping through "The Whole Lesbian Sex Book."
by e/or May 22, 2007
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Table Jew

The person at the table that figures out how to split the bill. Usually Asian or Jewish.
When you are sitting at a restaurant and no one can figure out how to do the math required to split the bill and they just delegate the task to the Table Jew who is best with math and money.
by korzib August 18, 2011
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tablet-widow

1. One who has lost a partner or significant other to excessive obssesive usage of an ipad/galaxy tab etc
You've been playing Angry Birds for 5 flaming hours straight, who the hells been looking after the kids? Damn it man you make me feel like a tablet-widow
by MacWilko October 5, 2011
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Tabled

"Where was holly at that party i didnt see her at all"
"She was absolutely tabled so she went to bed"
by Laitch123405 February 1, 2017
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Table Pancake

A pancake ordered for the table, to share. You want to order savory breakfast, but everyone also wants a pancake on the side.
Hey, do y'all wanna split a table pancake?
by svking September 29, 2019
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apple tablet

A new product that will be released on januray 27th, 2010 in San Fransisco. It will be so amazing the everyone will flock over it and people will starve so they can save up enough to buy one immediately. Little do they know that the Rev A products will be plagued with issues such as screens that are off color and over heating and denting issues.

With all that said it will still be a revolutionary product and other compaines like Dell and HP will try to copy it but fail horribly.

Wait for rev B
John: "wow, Bill look! Steve Jobs just announced the apple tablet its awesome"

Bill: "awesome. Its going to be one of the greatest innovations ever, i cant wait till i buy one next year"

John: "why next year, im ordering mine right now! i may have to stop eating for a couple weeks but its worth it!"

Bill: "ok, hope you buy applecare for that thing and live close to the store and when its plauged with Rev. A issues dont post threads on Macrumors bitching about how youve had 5 replacements already"

John: "stop being a jerk it will be fine"

Bill: "suit yourself..."

5 months later

Bill: "hows ur tablet"

John: "screw you"
by islate man January 21, 2010
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