1. Sexual chart origianlly derived from 'The Periodic Table of Elements'. Developed to display and classify kinky/eroitic behaviors. Rare elements including mustache ride, beastiality, fire crotch, and the precious dirty sanchez. The invention is generally credited to Drew & Maranda.
2. Revolution of the scientific and sexual world.
2. Revolution of the scientific and sexual world.
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I was totally tablefigging at the Bentonville library the other day when I came across two brothers hiding in the stacks flipping through "The Whole Lesbian Sex Book."
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When you are sitting at a restaurant and no one can figure out how to do the math required to split the bill and they just delegate the task to the Table Jew who is best with math and money.
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You've been playing Angry Birds for 5 flaming hours straight, who the hells been looking after the kids? Damn it man you make me feel like a tablet-widow
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"She was absolutely tabled so she went to bed"
"She was absolutely tabled so she went to bed"
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With all that said it will still be a revolutionary product and other compaines like Dell and HP will try to copy it but fail horribly.
Wait for rev B
With all that said it will still be a revolutionary product and other compaines like Dell and HP will try to copy it but fail horribly.
Wait for rev B
John: "wow, Bill look! Steve Jobs just announced the apple tablet its awesome"
Bill: "awesome. Its going to be one of the greatest innovations ever, i cant wait till i buy one next year"
John: "why next year, im ordering mine right now! i may have to stop eating for a couple weeks but its worth it!"
Bill: "ok, hope you buy applecare for that thing and live close to the store and when its plauged with Rev. A issues dont post threads on Macrumors bitching about how youve had 5 replacements already"
John: "stop being a jerk it will be fine"
Bill: "suit yourself..."
5 months later
Bill: "hows ur tablet"
John: "screw you"
Bill: "awesome. Its going to be one of the greatest innovations ever, i cant wait till i buy one next year"
John: "why next year, im ordering mine right now! i may have to stop eating for a couple weeks but its worth it!"
Bill: "ok, hope you buy applecare for that thing and live close to the store and when its plauged with Rev. A issues dont post threads on Macrumors bitching about how youve had 5 replacements already"
John: "stop being a jerk it will be fine"
Bill: "suit yourself..."
5 months later
Bill: "hows ur tablet"
John: "screw you"
by islate man January 21, 2010
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