Toe Fingered

To have short stubby fingers resembling toes.

Having a short stubby penis resembling a toe.

He is so toe fingered that he can't just push one button on the elivator.

You're a toe fingered fuck!

by Mike Rotch Hertz April 22, 2004

devil toes

red irritated toes; usually on an adult female that has just taken off her high heal shoes.

I looked down at her feet and I saw devil toes.

by flato vv October 28, 2006

bro toe

What you call it when a guy's pants are so tight that you can see the bulge of his package. Like camel toe, but for dudes.

Jerome: Oliver, how do you like my tight new workout pants?

Oliver: Shit, get away from me, bitch. You got bro toe!

by mark the shark z December 16, 2007

Toe Bot

Like the greatest evil villian of all time. As seen in an episode 35 of "The Angry Beavers."

Toe Bot totally kicked Muscular Beaver's ass.

by fuckingay August 17, 2006

Toe exercising

Exercising your toes with the intent to perform sexual acts

Cara incorporated toe exercising into her workout routine. She has the strongest toes and it really turns me one — it does the trick!

by Karen Powers March 16, 2022

Reindeer Toe

Festive camel toe, as seen at Christmas parties.

"Liz had major reindeer toe in her sexy elf costume."
"I'm sure Santa from accounting still hit it."
"Eww."

by SaucyMcMuffin September 28, 2014

Toe Pincher

A term frequently used in the American funeral industry for a coffin - a six sided burial receptacle.

The word refers to the wedge-like shape of the coffin, which widens from the head to the shoulders and then narrows from the shoulders to the feet - the foot end often being much more narrow than the head end, as if pinching the toes of the person laying inside it.

The term is now sometimes used in everyday American slang, especially during the Halloween season.

Jake: Are we building a haunted house in the garage this year for Halloween?

Tyler: Yup, and I found a really cool toe pincher we can use. It's fake and made of cardboard but it looks like a real coffin.

Jake: Cool! I'll dress up like a vampire and lay inside it.

by Cody's Dad December 13, 2010