something so rare as to be effectively hypothetical. Far more difficult to find than a needle in a haystack but not quite as preposterous as finding a sasquatch or extra terrestrial.
by BigWu July 28, 2022
Get the well dressed professormug. by Cackyblacky September 24, 2016
Get the Dress Fracturemug. Yo john i was fucking my girl but she was so wide i slipped it in her ass instead and after i pulled out i had the worst dick dressing on my shaft i have ever experinced.
John: I would recommend she shower more and even consider an enema.
John: I would recommend she shower more and even consider an enema.
by Citizens April 22, 2014
Get the dick dressingmug. It’s a “friend phrase” for when you are loving your environment, place or situation with said friend.
by A Chelaea Handler Fan October 10, 2022
Get the I Love That Dressmug. When you, as a man and male of the merely, only, and fully human race, decide to maintain discipline and say to yourself Yes to marriage, and stability, and growing love; and say No to the normal, common, low-life, nasty and mean excuse for a female aka woman of the night aka 304 aka Hoe.
All the way through to graduating high school and then a 2-year trades college, I continually to myself say: Yes to the dress; No to the hoe.
by anonymous April 18, 2024
Get the Yes to the dress; No to the hoemug. by joemamma2 August 21, 2021
Get the party dressmug. "Does her dress have pockets? Because where in the world is she keeping her audacity?" is a 2021 colloquialism that expresses astonishment in response to an action perceived as rude, intrusive, or tactless. It is often shortened to "Can you believe the pockets on them?" or, simply, "the pockets."
"My mother-in-law just left a voicemail that she's on her way to stay with us for the next month..."
"Does her dress have pockets? Because where in the world is she keeping her audacity?"
"The new hire just interrupted the CEO during a meeting. Can you believe the pockets on that guy?"
"Deborah came right up to me at the bake sale and complimented my snickerdoodles even though I know for a fact that she told Trisha that she thinks my snickerdoodles taste like chlamydia. The absolute POCKETS on this bitch."
"Does her dress have pockets? Because where in the world is she keeping her audacity?"
"The new hire just interrupted the CEO during a meeting. Can you believe the pockets on that guy?"
"Deborah came right up to me at the bake sale and complimented my snickerdoodles even though I know for a fact that she told Trisha that she thinks my snickerdoodles taste like chlamydia. The absolute POCKETS on this bitch."
by eggsaladsocks September 24, 2024
Get the Does her dress have pockets? Because where in the world is she keeping her audacity?mug.