Mop Topper

A male that pursues and dates women who have a mustache.

Friend 1: Yo did you see that girl Mikey was with?
Friend 2: Yeah he's into that rugged look and likes caressing the facial hair.
Friend 1: Yeah I head he likes to tell the mustache stories before he goes to bed.
Friend 2: Yeah he is a real Mop Topper

by TheHungryAsian November 21, 2011

jay thompson

The king of terrorists

"Oh shit it's Jay Thompson!" *Buildings explode*

by KrazyJMan January 11, 2017

paul thorpe

The beast of existence he is very athletic great at sports and is very charming

That person is so good he is Paul Thorpe

by Jack Prescott April 1, 2017

James Thompson

An insult which could replace pedo/nonce; it means that the person supposedly loves kids, especially little boys.

"Oh no! Theres James Thompson, quick everyone, evacuate the playground!"

by miskamushka November 9, 2019

Tickle Thompson

The homosexual act of standing behind a man, grabbing their right shoulder, whispering political messaging into their ear while simultaneously grabbing their testicles with the left hand.

“Timothy gave Dave a Tickle Thompson behind the dumpster after work.”

by Carl lee Jefferson February 17, 2023

the thompson special

Where a boy named eddie thompson does the helicopter, before RKOing the person that is giving a handjob, and bum fucking them.

A Unity Special ~ i hate you jamie you retard

Oh my god, I wish eddie would do the thompson special on me!

by eddthomp May 20, 2023

Fred Thompson

1) God

2) The Actor who appeared in films such as "Baby's Day Out" (as the FBI Agent), "The Hunt For Red October" (as the admiral of the USS Enterprise, and more recently, Law & Order.

When Fred Thompson empties his pistol at the firing range, it reloads itself out of respect.

by Sir Andrew May 20, 2007