fucktardation spreading

Spreading videos of fuck tards doing mentally defective things when you make a smart video.

Me: omg NO WAY how stupid!
Lil fuck boi: nice video!
Me: no its a dumbly defective video
Lil fuck boi: ... Fucktardation spreading

by xX 44100 Xx March 15, 2021

spreading the data

Spreading The Data or STD, as per the Acronym App is a method of ensuring that data stored on a network of servers, is not logically stored, but rather spread around for redundancy. The main issue with spreading the data, or STD, is that it does not usually involve spreading the data in replicated format, but rather random chunks of data, meaning in the event of failure, it means you lose some data, but not all the data. This is a technique employed by IT technicians with smuna. It invariably leads to hair loss, high stress levels and in severe cases, yelling at technicians for being stupid. If you encounter STD, report it to the relevant authorities and then hunt down the person doing it and kill them immediately.

The configs are everywhere, they must have been spreading the data

by honneamise April 13, 2021

Bread makes you spread

Meaning eating those heavy carbs you will gain weight. Or get thick.

“I’m gain a lot weight working at this pizza joint”.Girl you know bread makes you spread.

by anonymous April 20, 2021

Spread the Word

The demand/catchphrase of Smile Dog

Smile Dog: SPREAD THE WORD

by DiaperSkunk13 April 29, 2021

Real Programmer Spread

The factual definition of a spread is not a fuckin bag of ramen with a bag of chips are you fucking kidding me.
¹bag of chicharrones "pork rinds or Porky's"
¹meat pouch or summer sausage "if you never been to prison get a chilorio meat pouch if your doin burritos"
¹bag or rice

¹olive can or whatever
¹ chili lime ramen not cup of noodle
mayo
Squeeze cheese
And oh yea beans duh
Then chips or corn nuts or crackers

Onions and tomatoes and seasoning at own preference
Oh yea cook it in a bad or your a bitch

Real programmer spread after they get high like we're really in jail and because it's better than any restraunt unless me and my crew are working at chilis or lumberjacks or in the house bitch home and away

by LilMessyMOBB Aka Roo May 6, 2021

spreading like wildflower

An unintentional distortion of the phrase "spreading like wildfire", which, oddly, is both poetically evocative and accurate in its imagery.

Anne would often say, of a rumor, a fashion or a craze, "it's spreading like wildflower", and he was too impressed by its inner truth and charm to ever correct her.

by Monkey's Dad June 12, 2021

Mesopotamian Mud Spread

The process of violently shitting your pants, pulling your pants down, then sitting on something/someone.

"Yeah dude, I heard he visited Margaret Thatcher's grave and gave it a good Mesopotamian Mud Spread."

by ZvyezdaVodna October 2, 2024