by an extremely depressed bandu May 11, 2023
Get the Sonic 06mug. It is when you are having sex and she rides you so good that when you pull out you nut powerful enough to paint the whole room and everything in it white.
Me: I was fucking this hoe raw last night and she was riding me like a Bugatti and I released the sonic blast and she was covered in my cum.
My friend: What?! I’m sorry dude. You need to find the right girl who could swallow it all.
Me: Don’t worry man I left that bitch on the front step for her dad to scoop her. Her dad will explain to her the importance of swallowing it all.
My friend: What?! I’m sorry dude. You need to find the right girl who could swallow it all.
Me: Don’t worry man I left that bitch on the front step for her dad to scoop her. Her dad will explain to her the importance of swallowing it all.
by Bigbob313 August 7, 2018
Get the Sonic blastmug. The re-release of the original dream cast game, which changed the Chao garden and ruined it for everyone by changing the dark Chao garden, removing the mountain, the cave, the cage and the tree branch and instead made the garden bland . It also revamped the Chao nursery, in which the principle is not actually the principle and the real principle is a grey statue in the background
Sonic Adventure 2 Battle:
Person 1: So did you talk to the principle in the Chao nursery
Person 2: Yes, but that Grey statue creeps me out!
Person 1: So did you talk to the principle in the Chao nursery
Person 2: Yes, but that Grey statue creeps me out!
by Masterg1 November 7, 2023
Get the Sonic Adventure 2 Battlemug. The feet on a stupid fucktard speedster hedgehog called sonic, he is so fast that he finishes in 0.5 seconds.
His feet are old and gross and people are obsessed with that mf’s feet cause they are retards that need therapy
His feet are old and gross and people are obsessed with that mf’s feet cause they are retards that need therapy
Lisa: have you seen Sonic feet pics?
Blubtubeswepple: NO YOU STUPID SON AOF A BITCH GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!
Blubtubeswepple: NO YOU STUPID SON AOF A BITCH GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!
by Tough_Duck May 4, 2024
Get the Sonic feetmug. I Saw Sonic at Green Hill Zone
by AverageTowelEnjoyer November 18, 2021
Get the Sonicmug. Sonic the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Sonic the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!
by Elixman May 26, 2022
Get the Sonic the Hedgehogmug. A Dirty Sonic is when you pretend to be a submarine captain while taking a piss on a bush yelling "for fuck's sakes, that's whoreable"
Did you hear the old guy yelling while taking a leak in the park? Yeah, he was dressed Iike a captain, I think he was trying to pull a Dirty Sonic.
by Ondine the Disco August 23, 2024
Get the Dirty Sonicmug.