An ultimate level of a drug addict, where the smack bean is such a smack head that no-one trusts then eg. getting drug tested by their Ma.
eg. posting illegal substances on their stories and getting baited out to fuck.
eg. posting illegal substances on their stories and getting baited out to fuck.
‘Jude is such a fucking Smack Bean’ Exclaimed Lexie, as he posted a picture of a hospital on his story.
by LexDawgXo August 22, 2019
After gravity has taken it's toll upon the male genitalia a man can now use his scrotum and testicles as a wreaking ball. Assuming he has two, one needs to bounce back into the other testicle sending it hurdling towards the desired object. Thus the pendulum effect.
Bro: How did you get that hole in your bathroom wall?
You: I realized I forgot a towel when I got out of the shower so I was going to helicopter myself dry with my giant schlong but I accidentally pendulum smacked the wall.
Bro: Ouch!
You: I realized I forgot a towel when I got out of the shower so I was going to helicopter myself dry with my giant schlong but I accidentally pendulum smacked the wall.
Bro: Ouch!
by Mr.Al January 16, 2015
1. Specifically referring to the act of smacking a flaccid penis on a vagina or anus.
(Trying to play pool with a wet rope.)
(Trying to play pool with a wet rope.)
I couldn't get completely hard so I ended up doing about 45 seconds of hole smacking and then I asked her to make me a sandwich.
by deadsleepdead May 16, 2014
by Davey mort November 24, 2021
(n.)A phrase or a verbal insult to use against someone or something but never actually said to the person in context, occasionally used in anecdotes.
Guy1:So he told me to go to the office and i was like, no how about you go screw your mother you jackass.
Guy2:Wow, did you really say that?
Guy1:No it was just a smack-thought, but could you imagine?
Guy2.Lol
Guy2:Wow, did you really say that?
Guy1:No it was just a smack-thought, but could you imagine?
Guy2.Lol
by Iamnottom Robinson February 13, 2008
A list that a person keeps consisting of names of people that the owner would like to smack. Typically people found on a smack list are annoying to the extreme.
Having a smack list is a good method of anger management because it allows people to show their anger towards another person without resorting to breaking things.
Having a smack list is a good method of anger management because it allows people to show their anger towards another person without resorting to breaking things.
annoying451: hey waz up
screenname23: Oh not much. How are you?
annoying451: lol u so funny
screenname23: Uhh...okay
annoying451: lol so i wuz lyke totally @ da mall
screenname23: What? I can't understand your incoherent typing!
annoying451: lol y u so silly lol
screenname23: This is really annoying
annoying451: lol ya so neway...
screenname23: You just got added to the smack list.
screenname23: Oh not much. How are you?
annoying451: lol u so funny
screenname23: Uhh...okay
annoying451: lol so i wuz lyke totally @ da mall
screenname23: What? I can't understand your incoherent typing!
annoying451: lol y u so silly lol
screenname23: This is really annoying
annoying451: lol ya so neway...
screenname23: You just got added to the smack list.
by tmastaslice December 04, 2009
The act of hitting a girl with an erect penis, that has been left for 3 or more days unwashed, either on her face or body.
'Talked to Tracey recently?'
'Yeah, she was being a right bitch so i gave her a stinky smack to put her in her place'
'Yeah, she was being a right bitch so i gave her a stinky smack to put her in her place'
by CraigJedmonds November 18, 2011