A suburban middle aged white woman who feels entitled and is upset that rules can’t be bent for her. Is very pressed that she isn’t allowed to shop with her young children without masks on during a pandemic for new lighting or some other useless shit because she is simply bored and hasn’t had a good fucking in a long time. She then proceeds on to FB to air her grievances about being discriminated because she is a mom and compares herself to civil rights icon Rosa Parks
Mindless Megan: FB family. Can you believe those meanies at menards wouldn’t let me shop with my kids for some new lighting? They discriminated against me because I’m a mom with kids. That’s not fair! I feel like Rosa Parks.
FB: Calm your tits, Rona Parks
FB: Calm your tits, Rona Parks
by Sephe319 May 1, 2020
Get the Rona Parksmug. by Razi Ali January 1, 2012
Get the Faculty Parkmug. When a female and male or male and male are sleeping in the spooning position the male parks their penis between the crack of their partners ass, similar to bicycles parked in a stand on streets
by Qparker October 14, 2008
Get the Park the bikemug. A Parking Pirate is someone who lurks in parking lots at malls and major retailers seeking out the best possible parking spot. These people will circle aimlessly, avoiding all the open spots at the back of the lot, until alas, they spot their mark...the shopper with bags in one hand, and keys in the other.
This pirate then creeps upon it's target, slowly following them as they make their way across the lot. They're watching you. They're following you. They are going to pillage you for your spot.
As you get closer to your vehicle, their blinker goes on. Avast! They're set to drop anchor. Fire in the hole!
This pirate then creeps upon it's target, slowly following them as they make their way across the lot. They're watching you. They're following you. They are going to pillage you for your spot.
As you get closer to your vehicle, their blinker goes on. Avast! They're set to drop anchor. Fire in the hole!
by Jenn Gren December 19, 2008
Get the Parking Piratemug. a small town at the top of a mountain, going up the 5 freeway going from la to bakersfield... the FP heezy mountains, snow, beauty all around. good friends, good memories, good times. mountain parties, meteor showers, friends, family, fun... home
by SK shorty fizzle October 16, 2008
Get the frazier parkmug. by MikeMac December 18, 2008
Get the car parkedmug. Asia-Town USA. Also referred to as MPK, or Asian Retirement Town. City where "suck my" is pronounced "Chuck-Maw", "Iran" is pronounced "E-Lawn", and "626" is pronounced "Chick-too"Chick".
You know you have reached the city's boundaries as you drive down the 10 FWY and the freeway speed somehow comes down to 40-45 MPH, which is mostly due to beloved MPKians entering and exiting the freeway at an average of about 27 MPH.
City where 18wheelers pass passenger cars going at least 30 miles faster. Where Mercedes and Beemers are going about as fast as the China man riding his beachbike in the sidewalk.
City that's dead as funk when other cities are popping (Friday and Saturday nights) and is HAPPENING when other cities are dead as funk (Saturday and Sunday mornings). City where even B of A has Chinese translation next to its name, all restaurants are packed like slave ships at all hours of the day and week and business hours are noted as "We Open Seven Days". As if they're gonna close the funk down on the 8th day!
City where green means stop and red means go; turn signals don't mean shiet and you see beloved MPKians making left turns with right turn signals on and vise versa.
Lastly, MPK is the #1 exporter of Asian girls into white boy crowds of hollywood clubs and OC pubs, where they enter the city wearing banana pants and hello kitty shirts and exit a few years later to search for their whities wearing fake lashes and colored contacts.
You know you have reached the city's boundaries as you drive down the 10 FWY and the freeway speed somehow comes down to 40-45 MPH, which is mostly due to beloved MPKians entering and exiting the freeway at an average of about 27 MPH.
City where 18wheelers pass passenger cars going at least 30 miles faster. Where Mercedes and Beemers are going about as fast as the China man riding his beachbike in the sidewalk.
City that's dead as funk when other cities are popping (Friday and Saturday nights) and is HAPPENING when other cities are dead as funk (Saturday and Sunday mornings). City where even B of A has Chinese translation next to its name, all restaurants are packed like slave ships at all hours of the day and week and business hours are noted as "We Open Seven Days". As if they're gonna close the funk down on the 8th day!
City where green means stop and red means go; turn signals don't mean shiet and you see beloved MPKians making left turns with right turn signals on and vise versa.
Lastly, MPK is the #1 exporter of Asian girls into white boy crowds of hollywood clubs and OC pubs, where they enter the city wearing banana pants and hello kitty shirts and exit a few years later to search for their whities wearing fake lashes and colored contacts.
I'm in Monterey Park repping chick-too-chick... chuck-maw-dik-foo!
Forget MPK. I'm heading to OC. can I borrow your lashes tonight?
Forget MPK. I'm heading to OC. can I borrow your lashes tonight?
by RonModa November 21, 2010
Get the Monterey Parkmug.