Lady Wellington

A poop that doesn't smell... Only very feminine ladies can deliver such a poop, on occasion they may smell of roses & pretty things.

"Excuse me for a moment Darling, I need a Lady Wellington"
"Yes I did a poop, but it's a Lady Wellington so you may enter the toilet with your nose held high"

by Lady Wellington September 6, 2013

capital lady

When you want to call someone so lady-like that calling her just a lady doesn't cut it. You go above and beyond, by calling her a capital lady. It runs along the same lines as capitalizing something to show emphasis, but you indicate the capitalization by saying "capital" before "lady".

Not only is she talented, funny, beautiful, and wonderful, she is also a capital lady.

by CapitalLady April 8, 2011

lady hobknocker

A lady who slaps people with her boobs.

That lady hobknocker just slapped him with her D cups.

by Foyd Rogers July 13, 2014

Green Lady

Weed

I had a long day and I need some Green Lady to calm my nerves.

by [e-mail] December 29, 2011

Dragging a lady

A kind of posh wank.

Using lipstick on your primary hand and googly eyes, then masturbating with the hand.
Dirty bitch spits too...

1:"What you doing tonight?"
2:"Dragging a lady."
1:"Oh a posh wank!"

by Braegan March 5, 2017

lady poker

another name for ones dick

i gotta go drain the lady poker

by tapernateva September 18, 2009

lady basket

Lady basket, the female entry point for sexual reproduction.

Dammit Susan!! Cross your legs or put some damn pants on, I'm tired of seeing your lady basket all out in open each time I turn my head to talk to you!

by LusciousLove0907 March 21, 2016