head crushing

A anti-social behavior where you pretend to crush a persons head between the thumb and finger held before ones eye; made famous by the Kids in the Hall.

Usually done to unlikeable people, but just as fun for random people.

The only way to protect oneself is to push hands up and down from your face.

I felt better after head crushing that jerk.

by asbee October 17, 2010

farty head

Farty head is a insult to call someone who farts alot!!!!

OMG you're such a farty head GO AWAYYYYY!!!

by EZZZZZZZZZ345 January 6, 2018

Head-Canyon

When you head canon something so far fetched it becomes illogical and impossible to believe.

I head-canyon that the smurfs are really white supremisists. That's why they all wear white.

by DaxSatodile August 31, 2017

Queen's heads

GBP currency: The queen's head is printed on one side of every coin and note of British sterling currency.

"My eyes on the prize seen,
Not the pot of gold,
At the end of the rainbow I want the bumbaclaat doe.
So I can go up town, and spend,
Dem queen's heads in the West End..."

Dettwork South-East by Blak Twang

by Antony Johnston December 25, 2005

Lasik Head

When you give your partner head and their orgasm is so strong, they are temporarily unable to see straight.

I was eating my girls ass out while rubbing her pussy and she came so hard she couldn’t see for over a minute . She was so happy she said, “damn babe, that was that lasik head”.

by DonMarie October 29, 2017

nowt-head

Deriving from the combination of the English slang term for nothing ('nowt') and the word head, as in, I have a pain in my head. Nowt-head is a descriptive term to identify someone without purpose or goal. Usually used as a derogatory term but not exclusively as one can describe one's self as a 'Nowt-head'

'stay away from that lad he's a proper nowt-head'

or
'I can't believe I have missed the bus to that job interview because I was masturbating, what a nowt-head I am'

by Dr Norman Bosbonovich February 4, 2013

thick in the head

used to call someone “stupid/dumb”

“are you thick?”

“i know, i’m not thick in the head”

by noufirst June 12, 2018