Danger noodle

A snake

Me: Look at that cute danger noodle
Random stranger: looks at me weirdly

Me: glares at him

by Jenga_tha_danger_noodle November 9, 2020

Dangerous Potato

A dangerous potato is something that lives in some people's stomach, but don't worry too much cause it's usually found in animal's stomachs.

Hey mom. I saw a dangerous potato when I was eating that fish.

by You_are_beautiful June 1, 2021

Danger Jerkin'

Danger Jerkin' is the act of masturbating while being in a place where you could possibly be exposed or caught by friends or whoever.

"I was Danger Jerkin' in the alley way at night and didn't really expect to see anyone but I liked the idea of possibly getting caught and all of a sudden out of nowhere a homeless man approaches me and catches me in the act."

by publicdangerjerker#1 August 1, 2012

Dangerous Nutting

When you cover your dick in peanut butter and stuff it into a girl’s mouth who has a nut allergy. Thus causing her to have an anaphylactic shock and her mouth to swell up, tightening her grip around your dick.

She may have ended up in A&E but at least the dangerous nutting was good!!

by Legoff February 8, 2019

Danger walk

Anytime a woman walks alone at night

I’m going for a danger walk
Don’t forget to bring your pepper spray

by Slyshy May 25, 2022

Danger Rub

to rub someones private area in a public place trying not to get caught.

with my burd having a danger rub on the bus.

was in the cinema with the misses and she gave me a bit of a danger rub till i got hard.

by ldanger January 11, 2012

dangerous

turning me on

your dangerous

by shdhdssw August 23, 2025