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California salute

Noun - When a woman is wearing a short skirt and a thong and she bends over the seat of a car revealing her ass.
Sally gave me the California salute, so now I have major wood.
by ivyvault June 28, 2014
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california driver

People that merge lanes without looking, drives 20 mph above the speed limit and thinks the road is all theirs. They get honked so much they get used to it and they also honk others that act the same as them
Fuck, I got hit by a california driver
by zuhazana August 6, 2016
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california allstars

A bad ass cheer program which started in ‘01 with the three sassters Tannaz, Ranna, Neda and Jeff McQueen dominating Worlds and Summit in 6 different locations.
Damn California Allstars is the program to beat.
by Cheerbitch69 June 10, 2018
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California Sex

A sex act in which a man titty fucks a woman with breast implants. Usually the implants are very large, spherical, and obviously a complete artifice. It is very similar to Russian Sex except the breasts are fake.
I saw this porno with a lot of California sex in it. When she remove her hands from her tits after he came, they didn't move at all.
by mechv October 21, 2012
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The California MacBook

The act of dipping your penis into windshield wiper fluid and then immediately and profusely shoving it into a USB port on any device in any given location.
I can't believe Dante performed The California MacBook at the Children's Center this morning.
by Lucas Likes Eggs April 9, 2019
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California Speedball

Kratom and Red Bull. Recovering hardcore drug addicts do this since they can't do meth and heroin anymore and this is a sustainable habit. It will never compare to the mind blowing euphoria and rush of the real thing but what are they supposed to do, be sober?
"Work sucks, but thanks to california speedballs, I've been able to work 60 hour weeks no problem! *cries*"

"Fuck I miss shooting up meth and fentanyl"
by JizzBobSploogePants December 20, 2021
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California Cauliflower

Bushy pubic hair with dried semen on it
I didn't shower after we had sex, so now my pubes look like California cauliflower
by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019
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