meth biscuit

Biscuit referring to the measurement of the weight of an ounce.
It smells like there must be a Biscuit (meth biscuit)Factory in that trailer park.
by Theallamericancaveman August 06, 2017
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pussy biscuit

When a girl puts too much baby powder in her underwear before activity, such as exercise. The powder gets moist from sweat and the body heat forms biscuits around the vagina.
OMG, Becky, I used way too much baby powder before our spinning class. Hopefully I haven't baked a batch of pussy biscuits
by microdot710 May 11, 2021
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Oh, Biscuits!

A: Oh, Biscuits!
B: Where do you get that quote from?
C: And why did you set it in an Australian accent?
A: I got from an Australian show about a family of dogs called Bluey.
by NarwhalBall May 19, 2023
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Pinch Biscuit

A small round turd. Usually a result of constipation or lack of dietary fiber.
I sat on the shitter thinking I was gonna bust a huge growler but all I worked out was a pinch biscuit.

There was a pinch biscuit floating in the crapper by the break room.

I just dropped a handful of pinch biscuits.
by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018
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Crispy Biscuit

(N.) A very thin 🍃blunt🍃 .5g rolled for a single👽person, usually for a trip outdoors🌍
He hit that crispy biscuit🍃, held his breath💨, and unlocked the trunk🔏.
by Atlas the Kid March 15, 2021
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Biscuit Fail

When a cream filled biscuit goes wrong, and the top side (the bit with the pattern/logo etc) is round the wrong way ie creamside down, and the bottom is on the top. Could also be called biscuit malfunaction.
"Shit whats going on this whole packet of Oreos are all round the wrong way" "Severe Biscuit Fail"
by GoldenBarrel November 20, 2009
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Biscuit Giver

Someone who gives really shitty presents for birthdays and Christmas, that have no actual use or relation to the individual receiving gifts
"don't invite javannie for secret santa, she's the worst biscuit Giver of them all!!!"
by Givre December 14, 2019
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