Te-Blow

When a chick gets down on one knee to blow your. Like being T-boned.... BUT BETTER!

After she lost the bet i made her get down and Te-blow me

by the Master Bitch! January 1, 2012

blow john

The last blowjob your girlfriend gives you before she leaves you.

"Little did I know she was giving me a Blow John before I left for Afghanistan"

by CharlieRomeo April 11, 2017

Blow-Motion

When you get a promotion at your job however some aspect of it "Blows" such as getting paid less, crappy office (such as it being awkwardly placed, small, and or under construction), having to work longer or all of the above. The Blow part results in people saying "This Blows" When things are bad or worse then before.

Paul: So do you like your new promotion?
John: Well I get paid less, My Office is right next to the freeway, and I have to work for 18 hours a day.
Paul: Oh that Blows
John: Yep I got a blow-motion.

by Theblackness September 14, 2009

blow monger

someone who frequently sucks dick

that girl who goes to our school is a blow monger

by how about nooooo January 29, 2010

Blowing zeros

Referring to a breathalyzer. Blowing through and it reads 0.00. When someone is pretending to be drunk or high but they blow a 0% BAC

Guy 1: did you see how drunk she was at the party?
Guy 2: nah dude she was blowing zeros

by Shortlang♐️ March 6, 2016

Blow Darting

When a girl takes a Tooth pick, and blows it down the urethra of a man.

"I heard you were Aztec, wanna try Blow Darting me?"

by Carter Grohall December 4, 2021

bonaduce blow

You are having sex with a girl from behind and right before you are about to blow a load, you clench up your fist and blast her in the ribs.

The bonaduce blow is far better than the donkey punch.

by Ryan Bovee April 20, 2008