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closet racist

Someone who tries to hide the fact that they are racist. This is often done by concealing their true thoughts by opposite behavioral patterns in the same overcompensating fashion as many closet homosexuals do.
David: I just read an alarming paper on the socioeconomic position of African Americans.

Jim: Mmm, what? Afro Americans? Sounds a bit racist to me..

David: No it isn’t, listen: analysis of several US federal statistical databases showed that African Americans are more likely to end up in prison than to end up in college. Just an alarming statistical fact.

Jim: You can’t say that! That’s racist man!

David: I think you're a closet racist.
by Gein050 October 17, 2011
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Racist fuck

Always the biggest moron in any room who’s got as much depth as a kiddie pool, is full of insecurities, and has a tiny penis.
by Genie777 June 8, 2020
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Racist Whiplash

When you are having a lovely conversation with someone who couldn't possibly be racist about a topic that couldn't possibly go there, when suddenly, racism.
"That girl was the biggest vegan hippie I ever met. One minute she was talking about loving everyone, and how she found Buddhism. Suddenly she was telling us how the Mexicans don't show any respect and need to learn English. It gave me Racist Whiplash."
by puppeteer23 January 22, 2014
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racist fucks

by no source August 13, 2003
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racist Republican

A member of the political party responsible for the emancipation of black slaves in the early 1860's, and passage of the Civil Rights Act of 1957 granting black people the equal right to voting access. Despite this, and the fact that the Democratic party opposed both emancipation, the Civil Rights Act of 1957, and the more broad-sweeping Civil Rights Act of 1964, all Republicans are, in fact, racist. Despite a 150 year history of opposing equal rights for black people and supporting slavery, all Democrats are, in fact, not racist. An example of a racist Republican might be George W. Bush (it is well known that Bush "doesn't care about black people"), or Trent Lott, who thought that Strom Thurmond, a former Dixiecrat who opposed desegregation, would have made a good president. An example of a non-racist Democrat might be Senator Robert Byrd, a former Ku Klux Klan member, or the original racist Republican himself: Strom Thurmond, who was a Democrat until 1964.
by George WXYZ Bush April 19, 2008
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multi-racist

To be racist against many differant cultures and people of differant races. Non-specific to a particular color or culture, but includes many.
Hey dude why are you in a bad mood?

Traffic sucked today!! the people driving are all idiots, the blacks, mexicans, asians, rag-heads, whites all need driving lessons!! I guess I'm a multi-racist, cause they all piss me off!!
by Rodney with Attitude!! May 2, 2008
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Bourgeois-racist

A Bourgeois-racist is a middle-class person who sees racism where no racism is intended and in doing so reveal the own unconscious racism.
The happy advert showed a small black child with the caption ‘cheeky monkey’. The bourgeois-racists of the mainstream media made such a fuss about what they saw as overt racism in the advert they revealed for all to see their own unconscious, unacknowledged actual racism.
by abluerevolution.org September 20, 2019
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