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free the shopping cart coin

For a man, the act of inserting his own penis into his anus. For most of them, it's would be satisfying to do, but there's a tiny lack of length, so they use another "shopping cart unlocker", a friend's one for example.
Oh god I wish I could free the shopping cart coin alone...
by Fan2Definitions October 5, 2019
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Rich Vein Shopping

When you go shopping (mostly online but can be anywhere) and find an article of clothes (a shirt, a dress, a pair of shorts, shoes, etc...) that are just perfect (fit perfectly, look amazing, are unique, are affordable, etc...), that you decide to buy the same piece of clothing in every color available. Essentially, you struck a rich vein of shopping.
I was at American Apparel and found a shirt I loved- I decided to go rich vein shopping!
by ewargod June 7, 2023
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Swapping

Swapping has become common place on various internet forum boards like makeupalley, where women will swap e-coli infested lipsticks and perfume that is watered down with urine. It's a dicey thing to do because you never know if the mascare you swapped for was swabbed with feces.
Dude I was swapping with indig0daisy and she sent me a decant of Giorgio filtered with dog urine and a hair in it.

Beware of swapping with bellydancer she sent me a lipstick covered with bukake.
by Sillage August 2, 2006
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slooping

dude, what's up with meaghan and jenny? those hotties are slooping for info all the damn time.
by slooper June 11, 2006
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Snooping

is the action of both sneezing and pooping at the same time.
usually the sneeze causes this action; however some people experience snooping because they are allergic to shit which causes them to sneeze.
Ethyl: Hey Terry its nice to have you back in school I missed you!!! What were you even sick with???
Terry: I have no idea Ethyl. It started out with just sneezing, then it turned to pooping, then it turned to snooping.
Ethyl: ahhhh im sorry that sounds awful... hopefully you're better now!!
Terry: I...I...I ahchoooo!!!!!...plus the sound of stepping in tons of mud....oo fuck i snooped again
Ethyl: I..I think i gotta go terry...babye!
by Zx612 July 1, 2011
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Swooping Crane

When a girl and guy are giving each other head at the same time (blow job and eating out), this is generally done when both parties are in a horizontal position. Best performed, when the male has a longer torso than that of the female.
Sarah and John were both feeling pretty horny one night, so they did the swooping crane- and therefor both received pleasure.
by johnny boizzz July 19, 2011
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stealth shopping

when what your shopping for is so embarrassing you have to go miles out of your way to the farthest possible shopping destination lest someone recognize you, wear a disquise, and try to buttress your embarrasing purchase by purchasing other less embarrassing items, and hiding the embarassing item at the bottom.
An example of stealth shopping:

Myself: Yes, I'll take four or five of those porno mags, a box of tampons, these condoms, this industrial-sized jar of lube, and *mmrmfllemng*.
Cashier: I'm sorry, so you want this BRITNEY SPEARS CD also?
Myself: YEAH! Please. Announce it over the freakin' PA, why don't you!??!!!
Cashier: Ma'am, your mustache is falling off.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh September 8, 2010
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