Taylor Swift's "Gruel Summer"

Taylor Swift's "Gruel Summer" is my parody, of her "Cruel Summer," song. Note there's, an online British site, about gruel, and someone, made a Bananarama, "Cruel Summer" parody, called "Gruel Summer. "Taylor's Swift's "Cruel Summer," sounds nothing, like this one.

Taylor Swift's "Gruel Summer" is my parody, of her "Cruel Summer." "Devils boil some mice, angels boil some rice. Eggs look so tasty, like the devil!" This is my jokes, on the lyrics: "devils roll the dice, angels roll their eyes," and "he looks, so pretty, like a devil!" Why boil mice? Well devils are evil, so that's my point! The second verse, is my joke, on deviled eggs! I hope you like this joke!

by I'mcrazy August 8, 2024

Phil Swift

A god to all human beings. Creator of flex tape family of products
Shall you disrespect Phil
you shall get sawed in half like the boat that Phil brutally murdered
And any opponents to Phil will get severe brain damage and possession into loving Phil

Phil swift is a god
Phil swift is superior
Phil is better then you

by Phil Swift's bestie September 4, 2022

Joe Patrick swift

Has rock hard abs with a ten inch dick gets all the bitches begging him for love

Hoe 1:hey joe can I suck your peen plz Hoe 2:no I want his peen Hoe 3:back off bitch his peen is mine. This is why joe Patrick swift is so hot

by J.. has huge peen October 15, 2019

Taylor Swift

what teenage white girls who suffer a high school breakup listen to

Amelia had recently gone through a breakup at school and now she's crying to Taylor Swift songs..

by abdooo March 21, 2024

Swift Dick

When your being fucked in the ass, and you don't even know it.

Dude hes cheating on you, your getting swift dicked and you dont even know it.

by Ryan89_69 December 29, 2018

Taylor Swift

A whiny bitch who looks like a sloth.
She whines about her exes,seems familiar? I bet it does. It’s you! You fucking bitch!

Your such a Taylor Swift.

by EthanFergusontheGREAT May 12, 2024

Taylor Swift

Tall blondie who loves to confuse her fans (Swifties). Also known as The Music Industry

Swiftie 1: She's giving the clues of 1989's TV (taylor's version)

Swiftie 2: YESS!! i bet 1989 is next
Swiftie 3: Y'all she's even giving the signs of Red & Speak Now
Taylor Swift : *releases the date of Red*
Hail the music industry everyone

by swiftsbestie June 29, 2021