Originally from Limerick, a Sheephog is a traveller's guardian; commonly perched on the dashboard of a vehicle to bring good luck and to ward off bad drivers - in particular Range Rover (BOFmobile), Mini and Porsche drivers. They warn of impending road ass-hattery by emitting a pungent odour from their rear ends.
Dark green in colour, Sheephogs are actually sheep but look like hedgehogs to the untrained eye - hence the name 'Sheephog'. They are ridiculously hard to find, and if you're lucky enough to get one, you must take very good care of it.
Sheephogs can't stand bacon but love sprouts. They carry mystical powers, too...so you should never say anything that may incur their wrath whilst within earshot.
Dark green in colour, Sheephogs are actually sheep but look like hedgehogs to the untrained eye - hence the name 'Sheephog'. They are ridiculously hard to find, and if you're lucky enough to get one, you must take very good care of it.
Sheephogs can't stand bacon but love sprouts. They carry mystical powers, too...so you should never say anything that may incur their wrath whilst within earshot.
"I've had two flat tyres this week and all the electrics have gone wrong in my car!"
"That's because you insulted the Sheephog. You should never insult the Sheephog."
"That's because you insulted the Sheephog. You should never insult the Sheephog."
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1. (n.) when you shoot a load onto a picture of sheep in a grassland out of awe and envy for their calm, carefree lives.
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When it comes to Karen's friends, she's the Sheeple Herder, always helping them keep their heads in the sand.
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“GG shake my hand”
*misses the easy goal and is immediately scored on*
“Well that’s sheepdawgitis for you”
*misses the easy goal and is immediately scored on*
“Well that’s sheepdawgitis for you”
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Girl one: Hello why didn't you bring my homework !
Girl two : why is your hair so poofy ?
Girl one: I don't have any hair spray, GODD!
Girl two: don't have to have a spazz sheep!
Girl two : why is your hair so poofy ?
Girl one: I don't have any hair spray, GODD!
Girl two: don't have to have a spazz sheep!
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*My friend picked up singing lessons, so it seems only logical that should be what I do too!
"Man there are alot of filler sheeple in this town!"
*My friend picked up singing lessons, so it seems only logical that should be what I do too!
"Man there are alot of filler sheeple in this town!"
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