Yeti Sweater

When you shave your pubes before sex and you leave the clippings in the sink. When you're done having sex you pull out and bust all over her tits and stomach. When she asks for a towel you go to the bathroom and grab a handful of pubes and come back and throw them on her and yell now that's a yeti Sweater.

Last night I totally gave my girl a yeti sweater and she jumped up and walked to the bathroom hunched over arms swinging.

by Thundermemes September 1, 2019

Beef Sweater

Fine Egyptian like fur that surrounds the base of a mans sword.

Chick....Um, I think I have something in my teeth.
Zach....Don't sweat it babe! That's just my beef sweater. You look good.

by SweedishFish424 December 14, 2017

snake in a turtleneck sweater

“Snake in a turtleneck sweater” refers to the penis of a person who has not been circumcised.

Usually a term used in England during the 80’s.

“I love English men and their snake in a turtleneck sweater.”

by Aantazy January 2, 2018

whiskey sweater

Keeping warm by drinking whiskey.

Let's go to the pub and put on a whiskey sweater to keep us warm for these cold upstate NY nights!

by Cupist January 14, 2018

Sweater

Kids in NBA 2k, usually mypark game mode, who sweat their dick off to try to beat you.

Me: dude this guy is spamming the fuck outta the steal button.

Friend: yea that kids a sweater

by R Donz September 26, 2017

sweater thursday

An international day of the week known as “sweater thursday” where people from all races and backgrounds wear sweaters.

Origin: Hickory Ridge High School
Creator: Banks Maynard

Jim: What’s tomorrow?
Banks: Jim, tomorrow is sweater thursday!

by banksmaynard October 20, 2017

sweater fisting

fisting the most wet hole with a dry ass glove

Hey daddy, wanna try sweater fisting tonight?

by Kipcake March 31, 2017