piss-stalker

Someone who is afraid of going to the shitter anywhere except their own home. This is because they are afraid of the householders listening in on them 'squeezing one out' or 'slashing on the seat' or in case they leave 'tracks'

bloody hell! Look at that dude, he looks like a right piss stalker.

by SATANCHILD November 25, 2004

dead stalk

A (still-lit) cigarette that is almost down to the filter.

Save me a drag on your dead stalk, mate.

by Giant Haystacks April 6, 2006

Dock Stalking

When fishermen creep up close to a dock where ladies are sitting. With little to no concern for the privacy of the cottage and land owners.

"Dude, I was tanning topless on the dock this afternoon, and I opened my eyes, and there were two creepers dock stalking the eff outta me"

by JCON222 March 31, 2008

Musical Stalker

One that "stalks" or knows what song another person is listening to or likes. The two people cannot be in the same vicinity.

Lindsey: "Thanks so much for putting Panic! At the Disco on my iPod! I'm obsessed with all this new music!"
Dakota "Alpha Male of the World": "My favorite is 'Folkin Around'!"
Lindsey: "Wow, that's actually what I'm listening to right now!"
Dakota "Alpha Male of the World": MUSICAL STALKER!

by islandswimgirl March 30, 2009

stripper stalker

One who has been fooled into thinking that a stripper is leaving with him, then proceeds to loiter in the parking lot while she has already left out the back door into her boyfriends' car.

valet #1: "what's with that guy?"

valet #2: " oh, he's waiting for candice."

valet #1: " she just left with her man."

valet #2: " yeah, just another stripper stalker!"

by D-Town Doug-e-Fresh February 27, 2009

Porn Stalker

1) A person who stalks one specific pornstar, they know exactly when new DVD's and Videos come out, and they know a significant amount of Background history on said person

"That guys is addicted to Priya Rai"
"yea he's such a porn stalker"

by iBlackGuy94 December 15, 2011

Online stalking

When someone follows you online to different sites or places to either find more about you or wants to have a relationship with you.

Margr15: You wouldn't believe it. There's this guy following me on every site and is constantly doing what I'm doing.

#1Beks16: Oh no! I searched online. He's online stalking you.

Margr15: Oh, that doesn't sound good.

by Faith201 May 5, 2014