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stalk-contact

The moment when communication or a connection has been accomplished with the stalkee of your efforts. This may involve speech or a brushing of the arm when the stalkee walks past the stalker. "Stalk" can be substituted for the codename of your stalkee.
"OMG did you just see that COOK-contact?! I just bumped into him!"

"Awww I loved that stalk-contact today, I love talking to ZIP!"
by it's time December 1, 2009
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mirror stalking

the art of candid oogling of women in the gym using one or more mirrors in order to avoid detection by not turning your head,only your eyes.
all men in the gym enjoy mirror stalking between sets
by mikalobe420 August 6, 2012
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preventative stalking

When you stalk someone online after they make contact with you, you know, just to be sure they aren't some weird stalker type
No, it's not weird that I looked at his photos from two years ago, I was just doing preventative stalking
by carlydan February 2, 2015
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beane stalk

when somebody stalks someone for an excessive amount of time, with the and they knew/know about it.
harry has been beane stalking Cassidy. its really funny because whenever he does it, she gets goosebumps.
by URBANLEGEND001 August 21, 2016
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Pop Tart Stalking

When getting stalked by someone who suddenly appears giving you no time to hide
* Sarah walks out of ladies restroom

Josh-WOW Sarah funny running into you here
*Sarah just got Pop tart stalking
by poptart pretender August 31, 2011
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stalk-blocking

when your friends try to keep you from stalking exes or hook-ups on facebook or other social media sites
hint: rhymes with "cock-blocking"
"I just want to see if he's dating another girl. Look, his profile picture is with this other girl... she's SO not pretty..."
"Girl, stop cyber-stalking him. It's not a good look."
"Stop stalk-blocking me!"
by quackgurl00 January 17, 2012
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Jade Stalk

(n.) Asian penis; Penis that invokes yang energy; Frequently used in Daoist sex techniques
Master Wu is a long time user of the dragon stroking technique for his Jade Stalk
by masterwu69 October 7, 2025
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