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spencer

a sloth who freeloads all day long
you're such a spencer
by willyhandler67 March 9, 2023
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Spencer

A haha virgin that would turn down a bj
by 3inchpeen December 6, 2019
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Spencer Dinwiddie

The heart and soul of the Brooklyn Nets, as a first option, he can make an all star case.
by Mowaffles February 27, 2021
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Spencer

(Commonly paired with words like "Sutton" and "Stunna") Someone who has no perception of existence. They are like an absent father who could just be lost in a grocery store looking for milk. At the end of the day though, he's probably just asleep or something.

Anecdote: Likely has some gay Indian boyfriend who follows him around as if he is god. It's not just the trick of the camera.
Person one: "WHERE THE FUCK IS HE?"
Person two: "That Spencer probably fell asleep watching tiktoks on his bed."
by anonymous February 7, 2024
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Pulling a Spencer

An action preformed by That one Teammate (They know who they are) in a battle royal who’s notorious for wandering away from the group, it usually involves The person in question being far enough away from the rest of the squad to where the other members can’t back them up if they come under fire.
Person A: I’m under siege, Help me!
Person B: Why are you all the way over there!?!
Person C: He’s Pulling a Spencer that’s why!
by MayHal November 20, 2021
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spencer

Spencer is a very attractive person at first sight, but once you know who he really is you see his true self. Spencer will talk to you for like 7 months and make you feel like youre special to him. but then he'll be like "nah bitch im done" and yeet himself outta there. Then he'll be petty and say stuff to your friends behind your back to try and cause drama. but once his hoes realize theyre done with him he'll come crawling back on the first day of summer and try flirting. and then you'll realize youre still madly in love with him even though he fucked you over and broke your heart
"hey spencers kinda cute huh?"
"yeah but hes a real heart breaker"
by eggmaa June 30, 2019
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Spencer's Spector

1. Getting unimaginable sloppy from a 6ft 4in goth mommy in the back of a Spencer's clothing store; In some cases the 6'4 goth mommy may come equipped with a strap on.

2. A special strawberry iced doughnut only available at select AM/PM gas station in most parts of Chicago and Palestine.

Commonly confused with the Gangnam Style Grim Reaper or the Chef's Pho's Phantom
Ex1. Hey there girl, you wanna give me the Spencer's Spector

Ex2.

Person 1: Hey buddy, I'll take the Spencer's Spector
Cashier: All right, if you really say so (unzips pants)
Customer: No you bufflepants the doughnut!
Cashier: (rezips pants) Ohhhhh that one, my bad original ganster!
by Skibity man2 002 November 24, 2023
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