Chief Joe Solomon

The Police Chief of Methuen Massachusetts. One of the greatest leaders of all time, a trustworthy, caring, and handsome man. He has won many awards including the prestigious shared vision award in 1997. Idolized by all of Methuen and known mostly for winning his battle against the current Mayor, William Manzi the 3rd.

WOW I wish I could be as brave as Chief Joe Solomon!

If only every police officer could be like Chief Joe Solomon, then this world would be perfect!

by ThePharmacists May 10, 2011

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Special weapons division military project aimed at creating a cyborg killing machine designed to be an expendable attack soldier. The project was abandoned because of a failures at a programming level. The machine went a-wall in undisclosed South American jungles where it began to randomly attack men with big guns and stuff. Further developments in programming failures led to an expanded sense of ugly laughter and man love (the robot left "his" potential lover, Byagula, to go hold, caress, and man-love his affeminate male creator, and later Byagula's little brother). The Solo cyborg was allegedly destroyed fighting some guy with a big gun-hand thingy, and then the world fell apart or some shit. I dunno. I really stopped paying attention after that. My heart hurt in sadness for actually spending an hour watching this.

"Like Mike"

by evilgenimus August 18, 2003

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