by A. Cow December 25, 2024

by Seek the sleek March 13, 2021

The noise you hear before your friend is about to tell you that they zip tied their two big toes together.
Phone rings:
Friend 1: Hey what's up, you never call me?
Friend 2: ...I did something
Friend 1: Damn it, not again. Are you at least near scissors this time?
Friend 2: well um... funny story, I was going on a hike in the woods and I found a zip tie in my bag...
Friend 1: so what you're saying is you're in the middle of the woods alone with your big toes zip tied together?
Friend 2: Uhm... yeah pretty much...
Friend 1: (bursts out laughing) Well have fun with that, this is gonna be a fun story to tell my parents (hangs up)
Friend 2: Wait what do you mean tell your parents? Hello? Don't leave me here.
Friend 1: Hey what's up, you never call me?
Friend 2: ...I did something
Friend 1: Damn it, not again. Are you at least near scissors this time?
Friend 2: well um... funny story, I was going on a hike in the woods and I found a zip tie in my bag...
Friend 1: so what you're saying is you're in the middle of the woods alone with your big toes zip tied together?
Friend 2: Uhm... yeah pretty much...
Friend 1: (bursts out laughing) Well have fun with that, this is gonna be a fun story to tell my parents (hangs up)
Friend 2: Wait what do you mean tell your parents? Hello? Don't leave me here.
by IDK1234583 July 9, 2024

In competitive gaming, the losing team may ask the player at the bottom of the leaderboard to “something do” as words of encouragement to perform better and help the team.
by Bottom Frag March 10, 2025

The one team you dont want showing up at the airsoft field, especially after their long nights binging food.
Hide the snacks guys Something more tactical (S.M.T) is here, oh shit they cant make it out of their cars. Its alright everyone they forgot their mobility scooters.
by Not that guy pal June 23, 2022

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025

a term coined by Baproll on October 3 2023 and applied specifically to the new and improved stock market index, the S&P6900.
To stop trading and believe in something means quite simply to halt trading of all crypto assets and simply hold and believe in $SPX.
doing so ushers you into a movement of tens of thousands who all share the same bullish, schizophrenic-type of belief that the S&P6900 (SPX6900) will not only “flip” the traditional stock market of it’s current value of 45.87 trillion dollars, but that it will far surpass it to attain a minimum market cap of 69 trillion.
in other words, each teeny tiny cryptographic coin that contains the entire stock market (plus an additional 6400 S&Ps) will be worth $69,000.
remember - it’s all a joke until it isn’t, so stop trading and believe in something.
To stop trading and believe in something means quite simply to halt trading of all crypto assets and simply hold and believe in $SPX.
doing so ushers you into a movement of tens of thousands who all share the same bullish, schizophrenic-type of belief that the S&P6900 (SPX6900) will not only “flip” the traditional stock market of it’s current value of 45.87 trillion dollars, but that it will far surpass it to attain a minimum market cap of 69 trillion.
in other words, each teeny tiny cryptographic coin that contains the entire stock market (plus an additional 6400 S&Ps) will be worth $69,000.
remember - it’s all a joke until it isn’t, so stop trading and believe in something.
examples:
Guy 1: man wtf! I put $10k into fartcoinAIshibainu and lost all my money.
Guy 2: damn homie. that $10k would be worth $100k if you had chosen to stop trading & believe in something.
Guy 1: man wtf! I put $10k into fartcoinAIshibainu and lost all my money.
Guy 2: damn homie. that $10k would be worth $100k if you had chosen to stop trading & believe in something.
by WZRD.F November 25, 2024
