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brain smack

An act of cupping ones hand over their own butthole, and farting into the hand, to later trap the gassiest stench while simultaneously whipping your hand out with great efficiency and speed to carefully keep the horrendous stench in your hand, then placing the hand under a poor unsuspecting target’s nostril. The stench will instantly travel up the nostrils and the sensation will smack the brain. Hence the term brain smacker
He brain smacked me.
He grabbed his fart and brain smacked me.
Brain smack means to catch your fart in your pants then throw it in someone’s face
by Faggatron2698 November 8, 2017
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smack-thought

(n.)A phrase or a verbal insult to use against someone or something but never actually said to the person in context, occasionally used in anecdotes.
Guy1:So he told me to go to the office and i was like, no how about you go screw your mother you jackass.
Guy2:Wow, did you really say that?
Guy1:No it was just a smack-thought, but could you imagine?
Guy2.Lol
by Iamnottom Robinson January 12, 2009
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eat smacks

fall on face, trip, fall, eat shit, faceplant
"You better practice walking in those heels or you're gonna eat smacks"
by Shingleberry January 1, 2012
mugGet the eat smacksmug.

Shit Smack

A Shit Smack is when u wipe your ass with you hand then smack someone.
Johnny was being an asshole so I wiped my ass and gave him a good ole Shit Smack
by Sunflowerr September 24, 2022
mugGet the Shit Smackmug.

Smack Daniels

A drink comprised of half Smirnoff vodka and half Jack Daniels
Your brother just threw up all over the lawn after half a glass of Smack Daniels
by SmackyD November 9, 2012
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daddy smack

Beating someone so badly as to remind them of how their daddy beat them. A gaming term.
Wow, Matt totally daddy smacked Rylan in that game of Clash Royale
by ThaiDolla$ign April 18, 2017
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Smiggidy Smacked

A term used for when you are HIGH AS SHIT, or drunk, usually both.
Tom: "Dude, are you good?"
Jake:"ummm..asjkdhgjk"
Tom: "you are SMIGGIDY SMACKED"
by uberdank September 15, 2016
mugGet the Smiggidy Smackedmug.

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