by JohnSmokesPlayers September 03, 2021
An ultimate level of a drug addict, where the smack bean is such a smack head that no-one trusts then eg. getting drug tested by their Ma.
eg. posting illegal substances on their stories and getting baited out to fuck.
eg. posting illegal substances on their stories and getting baited out to fuck.
‘Jude is such a fucking Smack Bean’ Exclaimed Lexie, as he posted a picture of a hospital on his story.
by LexDawgXo August 22, 2019
After gravity has taken it's toll upon the male genitalia a man can now use his scrotum and testicles as a wreaking ball. Assuming he has two, one needs to bounce back into the other testicle sending it hurdling towards the desired object. Thus the pendulum effect.
Bro: How did you get that hole in your bathroom wall?
You: I realized I forgot a towel when I got out of the shower so I was going to helicopter myself dry with my giant schlong but I accidentally pendulum smacked the wall.
Bro: Ouch!
You: I realized I forgot a towel when I got out of the shower so I was going to helicopter myself dry with my giant schlong but I accidentally pendulum smacked the wall.
Bro: Ouch!
by Mr.Al January 16, 2015
1. Specifically referring to the act of smacking a flaccid penis on a vagina or anus.
(Trying to play pool with a wet rope.)
(Trying to play pool with a wet rope.)
I couldn't get completely hard so I ended up doing about 45 seconds of hole smacking and then I asked her to make me a sandwich.
by deadsleepdead May 16, 2014
by karma-sutra February 24, 2012
a smack on the vagina...... used for girls..... best to give a pooter smack when some one isnt expecting it
by redlinekart January 03, 2010
Cheap strong Polish lager, preferably from a corner shop. Derived from the Polish for "rich flavour" found on one particular brand
Jesus Christ I'm hanging, and I only had 3 cans of bogaty smack
Here's a tenner, go get some milk and while you're at it go get some bogaty smack
Here's a tenner, go get some milk and while you're at it go get some bogaty smack
by Gazza T September 16, 2021