shituation

For nurses CNAs (nurse's assistants) and other health care workers - a situation in which a patient is incontinent of a very messy bowel movement, likely in their diaper, and sometime all over the bed linens; requiring great efforts and stamina to carefully, respectfully, and cheerfully clean and change the patient.

That last patient was a genuine shituation. We needed all hands on deck. I went home and immediately took a shower in case I got any on me.

by RNSue January 23, 2024

Shituational Awareness

When you know where the toilets is.
Or
When one is able to detect the quality of a bathroom before going in.

Damn that kid always knows where the good toilets are.

You're right, he has good shituational awareness.

by chonkymuff February 10, 2024

stipulationship

A relationship, usually a business one, that relies conditionally on either side fulfilling something for the other (I.e. stipulations). A relationship relying not on love or friendship, but rather on favors or bribes.

My boss doesn’t really care about me. We sort of have a stipulationship.

by Sah February 25, 2024

Situationship

Lovers that deal in bad faith, often with one or both parties in distress from feelings of guilt or limerence

Autumn smothered James in love, and James was leading her on to avoid guilty feelings anticipated from ending their situationship

by Scentrik March 8, 2024

Situationship

An arrangement in which both parties are distressed and acting through deep avoidant or anxious attachment styles in bad faith, and provoking abandonment trauma as well as feelings of guilt or limerence

Autumn smothered James in love, and James felt obligated to stay in the situationship

by Scentrik March 8, 2024

Situationvert

A person whose personality is affected by their mood which may change depending on the current environment and what they're experiencing in the moment. A situationvert can just as easily morph into a introvert who loves being around people as they would turn into an introvert who prefers to be alone and without company. They experience different phases and it's hard to pinpoint their exact personality (introverted or extroverted) due to the sudden shifts in behavior caused by external stimuli.

I can't be sure I'm an introvert or an extrovert as I exhibit both personalities. I think I'm a situationvert.

by HY786 July 3, 2024

Situationshit

After let’s just chill, have sex, and be confused on the fact that we are not together but have official emotions for each other. However, your moment together become fuck up or getting worse then before.

Him and I are in a situationshit.
I found out him has another fuck buddy, so I fuck up. This is such a situationshit

by BIT*CHDONTCRY July 24, 2024