Sleep Notes

1. When, in class you are taking notes, but becoming increasingly tired. You end up falling asleep several times, but are still trying to take notes. Next thing you know, class is over and what you look down at are your sleep notes. They start with the correct information, and steadily become more illegible and harder to understand. They will often incorporate small dreams you had, or you will accidentally write what people near you are saying, instead of what the teacher is saying. They may include doodles and scribbles that even you cannot decipher.
Ring!

Teacher: Alright everyone, have a good weekend!

John: Oh man, class is over?

Steve: Yeah, you slept through the entire thing.

John: Oh man, check out these sleep notes! I started with a timeline about the colonization of America that turned into a scene out of Family Guy, and then I see what looks like a smiley face, with lines trailing off of it.
by pearljammers December 02, 2009
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sleeping pull

when a man masterbates just before bed in order it to sleep better
man1:"hey man im wrecked as i been trying to go to bed for hours i just cant fall asleep"
man2:"just have a sleeping pull"
man1:"oh yea true, alright night man"
by karisma October 23, 2006
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netflix and sleep

H: Do you want to netflix and chill in bed?
W: I want to netflix and sleep, dear husband.
by hazelnutbiscotti June 28, 2018
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Sleep warp

To sleep a certain time period away in order to skip it completely...as you are asleep.
Monday was so bad, I decided to sleep warp until Wednesday.
by Wafsnipes23 September 16, 2011
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Sleep tax

The catch up sleep your body forces (sleeping through alarms, etc) for staying up too late for multiple days in a row.
Man I slept for 12 hours and missed my appointment, I knew I shouldn't have stayed up playing games three nights in a row. Sleep tax is a bitch.
by tbhinevercared February 03, 2018
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free sleep

when you go to sleep and don't set any alarms
i have no plans tomorrow, i think i'm just gonna free sleep.
by ilstu May 06, 2007
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Sleep stupid

Incoherent utterings after being awakened from a nap or sound sleep. The inability to process lucid thought due to sleepiness or altered states of consciousness.
I'll tell you how the movie ends tomorrow, you're so sleep stupid right now the ending won't make any sense.
by tcjohnson February 23, 2012
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