slabber fack

when someone called zesty is being weird this is the best word to call her, but be aware… she may tell you to “perish” or take an hour just to say “yes tbh…”

pontiie: zesty is such a slabber fack

panty: i agree

by pontiiethegreat November 9, 2022

Slaboring

Verb: A form of labor preformed for pay only great enough to pay bills and afford basic necessities.

Ex: I am so sick of slaboring for This company I’ll never be able to build any passive income and get rich if I can’t make enough money to invest.

by KandyBoy November 13, 2022

slabberplaster

Gettin absolutely sloshed with the boys. You reach extremes of drunkenness never before seen as your stomach turns inside out and becomes a black hole. You cease to exist as the alcohol consumes you.

1: Dude. Tonight we're pickin up some brews and gettin slabberplastered.
2: Bro. I got an english paper due
1: Yeah that's not getting done

by c&bt-enthusiast37 November 20, 2022

Slab Roller

A term for a person who has drastically lowered their standards for a sexual partner to the point where they resort towards seeking out sex from people who are unspeakably ugly. Most commonly refers to men who resort to having sex with obese and unattractive women out of desperation.

Person 1: "Dude did you hear Victor slept with Big Ronda?!"
Person 2: "No way! She always reeks of B.O.! And isn't she like 400 pounds?!"
Person 1: "I know man. Victor is a total slab roller."

by Haddizzle October 6, 2022

Sabsquatch

A fat college Junior that lives with Sophomores and drinks an obsessive amount of Mountain Dew. Please do not give him weed, he will sneak into your room while you sleep. Usually not a result of the weed, he does that anyways.

Look at the wild Sabsquatch! He's looking for Mountain Dew.

by Conoro32 October 12, 2022

slabdog

Dogging the slab, slabbing the dog

Damn I gave that chick the slabdog

by Thatmanslabby December 11, 2022

Slabelet

A funny round slightly boxy a bit tall just slightly smaller than a regular square in a game.

Player 1: Bro that slabelet is kinda funny

Player 2: Wydm its just a regular Slabelet

Player 3: ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)

by æææææææææ December 20, 2022