Every single Urban Dictionary submission on the voting page

A bundle of awful insults aimed at random people who will probably never see them, lame jokes that aren't even funny, mountains of swearing and... Well, you don't want to know.

Person 1: What made you so annoyed just then?
Person 2: EVERY. SINGLE. URBAN. DICTIONARY. SUBMISSION. ON. THE. VOTING. PAGE.

Every single Urban Dictionary submission on the voting page is seriously screwed up.

by MinecraftVlogMV April 11, 2017

sweating like kd lang at a Christian Singles dance

A funny way of saying that one is sweating profusely. The humor is derived from the fact that kd lang is a dyke, and would no doubt be uncomfortable surrounded by breeder Jesus freaks.

"I'm sweating like kd lang at a Christian Singles dance!" - Lisa Lampanelli (comedienne)

by thatzhowiroll June 26, 2008

Once you go black you become a Single mom

When a white women decided to become sexually and or romantically involved with a Black male and she becomes pregnant. The Black male typically ditches the pregnant white women making her a single mother.

Miles- Hanna I wouldnt date Damian.
Donna- Why not he seems nice.
Miles- Hanna once you go black you become a single mom.
Donna- Thats the last thing I need in my life.
Miles- what is that?
Donna- A cribmidget.

Miles- I gotcha

by Leroy McLevine June 10, 2011

a single rose

When you give someone a single rose its you saying "I'll live you forever"

Dude 1: how much do you love her?
Sigma male: well I gave her a single rose
Dude 1 &2: damnnnn

by Cozahr April 20, 2023

Roulette as a single

It’s what katycats deserve from the witness era

X: Omg no one notice ya!
Me: I’m like roulette as a single

by Katy Perry stan October 22, 2018

Soft Single

Soft Single is a noun describing the point in time when one is beginning to date multiple people casually, but is not in a committed relationship. This is as opposed to Hard Single, where one has no chance of a mate in the near future.

Rebecca Morin has a coffee date #softsingle. or Becca is so soft single it's not even funny.

by Anna Jeff February 3, 2014

National Single ASB DAY

National single asb day is for the mfka who don’t get no pussy or dick and they life miserable asfk ! And all they do is pillow talk in slide down the wall cause the worthless as shit 😍

Jack: Bro it’s National single asb day
Taylor: haha you get no pussy

by NENEFRMRAQCITY June 10, 2022