Starbucks single 

Pathetic looking (gay or straight) male/female corporate yuppies, aged twenty or thirty something who go to Starbuck’s on a Saturday morning, order a vanilla flavored latte and sit down right next to a window with their laptops/notebooks, pretending to have heaps of work to be immediately done and emails to be answered, while all they’re doing is leering and waiting for someone to pass by and engage in a chit-chat in hope of a long term relationship.

Rob's a hopeless starbucks single.

Let's get a coffe to go and check out the starbucks singles.

My boyfriend used to be a starbucks single but he quit going there when we started going out.

Starbucks single by procrastinator2007 February 19, 2007

JFK single bullet theory 

The act of screwing a blindfolded woman from behind when a friend sneaks in and jacks off on her face. She has no idea where it came from.

"Dude, that JFK single bullet theory we pulled on Sarah the other night was the absolute tits!"

JFK single bullet theory by Shlicky September 15, 2006

drop a hot single 

referring to JC Chasez, when asked "what are you up to?" by a reporter on the red carpet he said "I'm about to drop a hot single."
He's kind of a tool, so the saying morphed into a phrase you say on the way to the bathroom to take a shit.

"I'm gonna go drop a hot single" "I just dropped a hot single" "did you drop a hot single"

it is also possible to "drop a hot double" this is when 2 big chunks of crap fall out of you.

drop a hot single by Rosie Byrd September 7, 2007

22 reasons to stay single: 

Women, wear your badge of 'single-ness' proudly. I like being single. Getting involved is scary. Here's why:

1. you can no longer collect or give your number to the really hot guys
2. you have to get ready for huge disappointments (forgetten birthdays, holidays, etc...)
3. you can no longer trust your best friend. (you have to watch her out of the corner of your eye when with your man.)
4. you have to explain to your parents who the new guy is
5. no more eating two double cheeseburgers. Just a salad and water.
6. you have to pretend to like the cheesy gift he presented to you in front of everyone.
7. you have to stop your embarrassing habits.
8. you have to start calling yourself fat for recognition b/c he doesn't compliment you enough.
9. you cant wear the gramma panties anymore
10. you have to shave
11. you have to cook for two now
12. you have to deal with vicious rumors spread by his ex and her posse.
13. if you're nice to a male in public, he'll call it flirting and use it as his permanent defense in every argument.
14. He won't respect the cat.
15. He'll tell his buddies that you're stingy with the 'putty', but in fact, when you're in the mood, he's tiiired
16. you eventually have to deal with the break up
17. everyone wants to know how you two met, regardless how incredibly boring it was.
18. you have to put on your fake smile and endure 3 long hours of candy-coated insults or awkward silence when meeting his parents'.
19. After the breakup, your paranoia will convince you that he wants to torch the cat, thus causing you thousands in expensive therapy.
20. If your mother likes him and you two break up, she'll always refer to him as 'the one that got away.'
21. You have to start laughing at his jokes, regardless of how lame they are.
22. You have to hold your farts in



Miss Britney Kneecap

Tip for those in relationships: If you have Mexican for dinner, never EVER let him follow you to the bathroom. You will be sorry.... and so will he.

22 reasons to stay single: by Miss Britney Kneecap June 20, 2004

Doubly Single 

When you're both single and not attracted to anyone.

Person 1: Are you in a relationship?
Person 2: Everyone is so ugly I'm doubly single

Doubly Single by RapoloMan June 20, 2020

jake/single/hot

A character seen in every roleplay game. Essentially a little kid or ODer.

Yo, did you see that "jake/single/hot" over there? He's tryna get some roblox bitches!

jake/single/hot by Jake/single/hot January 27, 2021

Pure Single 

Describing people that single since born. No dating experience in their entire life. Most of them are "dating expert", good at giving advise regarding love to others. The best quote for these people is "coach never play".

She is already 26 but still not dating anyone. She is absolutely pure single!

Pure Single by to6xic September 2, 2021