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Shocking

When you find out that your gf is pregnant even though you swear you used a condom
gf: I’m pregnant
bf: What. That’s so shocking. I swear I used a condom
by Dubiks February 8, 2019
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baller shock

To go from a "ballin' blinger rollin' phatties" to a "Mcdees bitch grillin' patties"
When you have been ballin' and makin mad fast money slangin' dope. Then yo' connect goes dry or ______ and you use up all yo' money and sell all your drugs and go broke.

You are then experiencing "baller shock"
by Handy Andy566 December 3, 2007
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Realtime Shock

A term used to define the when there is no suspense built up to a scare in a movie or television show. Usually the shock comes out of nowhere or when the suspense has built up and faded.
Used in conjunction with the word value. As in "Realtime Shock Value"
"The realtime shock value in that film was amazing!"
by Ultiman123 January 9, 2009
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glock n shock

The act of making a gun with both hands and then proceeding to stick said guns into a woman's vaginal/anal openings. Act is generally meant to be a shock to the woman.
Watch out for David's glock n shock!
by Kamen December 14, 2008
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shocker

the traditional method of poking a girl
where 2 go in the pink and one goes in the stink.
by the penis monster January 14, 2009
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shocker

This is a bedroom move. Two in the goo, one in the poo. AKA The Stinger, The Equalizer, The Southbound Surprise.
Tonight, When your parents leave I'm comin' over and givin your sister "the shocker"
by TastesLikeDeadBaby July 19, 2008
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shock and awe

The American campaign of massive aerial bombardment during the 2003 Iraq War that flattened Baghdad.
by uclafalcon March 21, 2003
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