IG Shitting 

Scrolling through the Instagram while sitting on the toilet

You have been in the bathroom for an extended period of time, quit IG shitting and come out.

IG Shitting by There is an i before P June 27, 2018

Bird Shitting

Bird shitting is when you have a long enough penis, to insert it, into your anus and ejaculate.

Instead of using a dirty old shirt or sock, just swallow it up with your anus mouth.

Just finished watching porn, now I'm on the toilet bird shitting.

Bird Shitting by AngiesAwesome April 27, 2019

Brain Shitting 

When a poop is so powerful and disgusting you don’t shit your brains out. You’re brainshitting.

Steve: Dude you were in the bathroom for 30 minutes what the hell?
Dave: Sorry I’ve been brain shitting all day

Brain Shitting by Michael2323 October 25, 2022

shiny shitting

The act of someone hacking shiny pokémon into a game while taking a fat shit so they won't be judged.

Example of Shiny Shitting:

John: See Jerry over there, i bet he's a shiny shitter.

Antonio: Absolutely he is, have you seen his party?

shiny shitting by YourLocalTorchy November 6, 2022

Sleep-shitting 

When you are so tired that when you go to shit and you fall asleep on the toilet. This usually happens while using a public restroom.

After we ordered our food at the restaurant, my friend went to take a shit and fell asleep. He is always sleep-shitting every time we come here at 2 am.

Sleep-shitting by Rbruiz June 17, 2023

Smiling Like a Dog Shitting Razorblades 

A term used to describe a situation where one needs to smile or act happy even though they are in severe pain physically and or mentally. References how dogs (most dogs) facial expression remains the same even when they are in pain. Usually used to describe an unpleasant interaction with authority.

Another variation of this phrase is shaking like a dog shitting razorblades

"The boss was screaming right in her face but she just stood there smiling like a dog shitting razorblades."

Smiling Like a Dog Shitting Razorblades by FutureGhost November 13, 2018

Dr. I.B. Shitting 

The investor of inflammatory Bow Disease, commonly known as IBS.

Dr. I.B. Shitting was the first to move diarrhea from the bowels of the bathroom to acceptable dinner table chat with one simple acronym.

Dr. I.B. Shitting by tirtle February 9, 2019