by The big ev November 12, 2020
Get the evan sharpe mug.The most gentlemanly, Respectful, Charming, Seductive, Alluring...(You get the point)..Man alive- er...never mind. His cheek bones forgot to protect him, and he got stabbed.
Deserved better. 10/10 Good boy; only let his sister kill his wives twice.
Deserved better. 10/10 Good boy; only let his sister kill his wives twice.
"Did you watch Crimson Peak?"
"No, not yet, whats it about?"
"Its about this girl, and this guy names Thomas Sharpe, who is so handsome and- gods his voice is great-"
"You've got me hooked with that, lemme pull up netflix."
"No, not yet, whats it about?"
"Its about this girl, and this guy names Thomas Sharpe, who is so handsome and- gods his voice is great-"
"You've got me hooked with that, lemme pull up netflix."
by Adhdwriter August 2, 2021
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The act of taking both hands and placing them on the shafts of a man's genitalia and proceeding to twist in opposite directions much like an "Indian Burn" to one's arm.
Craig: Hey, Rick! You want a good ol' friendly Indian Pencil Sharpener?
Rick: Nah, bro. I'm still sore from last week.
Rick: Nah, bro. I'm still sore from last week.
by Imhereforyou January 24, 2016
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by Doooo1234 October 6, 2019
Get the Mrs. sharpless mug.Occurs when a shampoo, conditioner or soap bottle explodes in one's suitcase, spewing the contents of the bottle all over the contents of the remainder of the suitcase.
by Charlotte V May 12, 2007
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2)Reference to SNL skit starring Christopher Walken - "The Continental". The character offers all the ladies that come to his door "A Glass of Shampawnya", or Champagne pronounced in a swavy, swinger type accent.
2)Reference to SNL skit starring Christopher Walken - "The Continental". The character offers all the ladies that come to his door "A Glass of Shampawnya", or Champagne pronounced in a swavy, swinger type accent.
Christopher Walken - "Would you care for a glass of fine shampawnya?"
Christopher Walken - "What happened? What have I done?... I have spilled shampawnya... all over your boobs."
Christopher Walken - "What happened? What have I done?... I have spilled shampawnya... all over your boobs."
by ShamPawnYa May 14, 2009
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"If you give me one more lame-ass sarpology, I'm gonna slap you!"
"If you give me one more lame-ass sarpology, I'm gonna slap you!"
by n00bcannonball December 1, 2010
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