experimental shadetree

1. A high-proof alcohol.

Yo, wanna come hit this experimental shadetree?

by w00tdogg June 18, 2009

Johnny Shaded

The act of masterbating to porn in front of the tv when Police knock down your door

I got Johnny Shaded last night by the Anne Arudel County Police.

by turd to ya mudda June 5, 2011

58 shades of gay

The flag representing gays is a rainbow, the classic 'ROYGBIV' , though with the ability to identify your gender the gay flag actually has 58 diffrent colors
The spectrum is 58 shades of gay

Thanks to Facebook I can properly identify my sexuality, I have 58 shades of gay to choose from.

by P0rkCh0p October 5, 2017

Cast Shade

To overshadow or draw deserved attention away from.

When that funny guy Stefan joined our Burning Man camp, he cast shade on Chris.

by Digitalether May 30, 2019

hit the shade tree

Usually means you're fired from your job.

Joe: Sorry I'm late again, I had a flat tire.
BossMan: Hit the shade tree!!!!!
Joe: "sits under tree"

by Jojwjwjejej December 27, 2013

The Future’s So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades

I study nuclear science
I love my classes
I got a crazy teacher
He wears dark glasses
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing alright, getting good grades
The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades
I gotta wear shades
I've got a job waiting for my graduation
Fifty thou a year'll buy a lot of beer
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing alright, getting good grades

The Future’s So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades
I gotta wear shades
Well I'm heavenly blessed and worldly wise
I'm a peeping-tom techie with x-ray eyes
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing alright, getting good grades
The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades
I gotta wear shades
I study nuclear science
I love my classes
I got a crazy teacher
He wears dark glasses
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing alright, getting good grades

The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades
I gotta wear shades, I gotta wear shades

by Death Menace February 5, 2023

shade

To rob someone, or rip them off, usually for drugs.

I got shaded $110 dollars last night, for an ounce. That girl went up in the apartment and never came out. I waited an hour.

by NatureLover111 October 11, 2006