half-your-age-plus-seven 

A clarification: the formula mentioned to determine WHEN an inappropriate relationship becomes appropriate is incorrect. The correct formula is to double the difference between the appropriate age of the younger person and the younger person's actual age. Conversely, this will equal the difference between the appropriate age of the older person and the older person's actual age. A SIMPLER FORMULA: The older person's age plus 14 minus twice the younger person.

Tim is 46; his girlfriend is 27. He shouldn't date under 30 according to the half-your-age-plus-seven rule; she shouldn't date anyone over 40. The relationship becomes appropriate in six years: 2 x (30-27) or 46-40, OR 46 + 14 - (2 x 27).

half-your-age-plus-seven by TashTish December 26, 2014

the seven 

the seven... are a group of girls... who are generally nice and considerd hot to the guys.... some of them are really ditsy.... and they all get into fights ALOT.. and the whole grade finds out because they like ignore eachother and are mean...and then they go and tell their other riends.... they are like best friends and they exclude people... ( or it seems) from their group.. like three of them are actually really coool.. thats it....oh. and people try to be friends with them and ditch their friends to do it.. which is totaly stupid... but whateva

girl 1: i heard the seven are in a fight
girl 2: yeah they are dissing eachother right and left
girl 1: maybe since they are in a fight its a way to ditch all my friends and be nice...
guy: maybe i should go comfort one of them....

the seven by hguguigiu555 March 13, 2005

Five-seveN 

Trusty pistol of Sam Fisher Splinter cell, NOT Solid Snake.

[Solid Snake} used a H&K mk23 SOCOM

Five-seveN by Hobbsy December 31, 2003

thirty seven 

The amount of times that a woman can realistically get fucked in one day without her pussy lips swelling up as big as Jimmie Walker's lips. If said woman attempts to exceed the advised coital limitation she could be subjected to a raw, sandpaper like sensation coming from her vulva that would cause her to walk bow-legged for the rest of the day.

I was so horny yesterday, I fucked my girlfriend thirty seven times.

thirty seven by jrob9959 January 21, 2008

AK farty-seven 

A fart that sounds like an AK - 47 assault rifle.

"Dude, your ass sounds like an AK farty-seven....wow."

AK farty-seven by shankmaster 5000 September 1, 2009

Half Your Age Plus Seven 

Years ago this rule-of-thumb stated that a man is most attracted physically to a woman half his age plus seven. But in recent years this rule has been perverted. The new meaning is that dating a woman younger than "half your age plus seven" is considered anything from "inappropriate" to "indecent".

How superficial is that.

Other superficial rules have fallen away over time.
- Religion: In our society today, most people approve of a romance where the participants have different religions. Right?
- Height: It's ok for the woman to be taller than the man. No?
- Race/Ethnicity: They might be different races, ethnicities, or come from vasty different cultures / nations, and that is ok, right?
- Gender: A majority even approve of same-sex relationships.

But G-d forbid that a 50 year old man should date a 31 year old woman? This is indecent?

If you really are judging other peoples romantic relationships by this "half plus seven" rule, you need to do some soul searching.

That young guy is complaining because the women he's attracted to is dating an older man. He says they break the "half your age plus seven" rule. But hey, they sure look happy together!

Half Your Age Plus Seven by Michael-A July 15, 2013

Twenty Seven Up 

To be 27'd up: Love to touch / be touched, holding hands, cuddle, give rubs, kissing the back of the neck, play with hair and spoon all night! ~ Wrapped up in you!

My absolutel favorite to do is to Twenty Seven Up (27’d UP) At the end of the day the city’s asleep, I'm wide awake with the girl of my dreams and all that we’ve got....is the only thing I'll ever need.

Twenty Seven Up by michaelbchicago January 3, 2012